Every strip club in Patterson NJ. Every single one. Some in Newark and some in Clifton. Basically get out of NYC and hit NJ, about 30 minutes away for cheap fun.
In NYC the Asian massage parlors are your best bet for unlimited fun. Some of it covered or uncovered, you decide.
If you're stuck in the city, keep your powder dry for your next destination. Seriously, the Manhattan clubs are downright tourist traps.
You can have a somewhat less expensive time out in the boroughs, at places like Gallaghers, Pumps and Vixen, but it's still all relative. These clubs are designed to relive you of money fast. OTC is also definitely possible, but IME the ROI is horrible.
^San Francisco can be placed in your big city thumbs down SC destination list. Sadly, that's my geographically closest SC destination. But I have fun enough to merit going 5-10x per year
I love Flashdancers midtown when I’m in the city but if you want extras in NYC you have to first plunk down $1000+ just to get in a room where that might be possible.
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In NYC the Asian massage parlors are your best bet for unlimited fun. Some of it covered or uncovered, you decide.
You can have a somewhat less expensive time out in the boroughs, at places like Gallaghers, Pumps and Vixen, but it's still all relative. These clubs are designed to relive you of money fast. OTC is also definitely possible, but IME the ROI is horrible.