Comments by Lex Luthor (page 3)

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Let's face it, old Joe did not take getting undemocraticlly booted of the ticket very well. Nor should he have.

Be honest, you've gone much lower.

Hey, you can't "good review" your good review.

The dancers have to know who's leaving reviews on this site. If they had a problem with it, they'd cut them off from services. It's safe to say they don't have a problem with it.

It would be nice if authorities in all areas of the country totally ignored strip clubs (and massage parlors), but unfortunately, that's not the way it is. Pandora's should probably stay alcohol free. One less government agency up their ass means it's less likely they'll be investigated. If someone leaves the bar after drinking too much, gets behind the wheel, and causes an accident that kills one or more people, that's when the Seattle or state liquor board will team up with the state police to try and shut it down. With all the prostitution that takes there, it would be easy. It seems like Pandora's does well enough catering to the monger crowd. They probably don't need to bring more attention to themselves. But maybe the Seattle liquor board is dramatically understaffed, too.

Sounds like Fantasies is the Kmart of Providence strip clubs.

Sounds like it may be time to write a country song based on your thoughts of loneliness and sorrow. Sell it to a top artist, make millions, then ride off into the sunset.

@sinclair There's a monster drink called Fuck? Or are you talking about Bang?

Apparently, nobody gets Muddy's sarcasm.

You're dreaming again, Muddy. Even crackwhores on the street want $40 or more for fucking. And not one of them will pass for Cindy Crawford.

It's odd, there are dozens of Asian massage parlors within a 30 minute radius of wherever you live, but when it comes to Asians stripping, there's hardly any or none in most nudie bars. I'd love to see a lot more myself.

When someone posts a review about a club, next to the club's name is a heart symbol. You can tap the love symbol next to the club's name.

If you go onto a clubs listing, there's a heart symbol right next to it, tap that and it turns red, now it will be in your favorites. It will also be in your feed.

Stormy Daniels is an extortionist and a cunt.

Stage dancing is better here than other clubs because enough guys sit on the stage and tip the dancers. Some, very well. So most dancers will get nude (at least when I've been here at night), but it's not a place where women are laying down and spreading their legs giving you the gynecologist special (I wish it was!). Dancers start off on the top platform for their first song, then come down the stairs to the stage. I myself would rather see them do all their songs on the stage and skip the upper platform, but others like seeing dancers start on the upper platform. The place is a low-key, low pressure place that plays mainly rock, r&b, some pop, but they don't play hip-hop or much rap, so if you like those genres while at the club, you're probably out of luck. At least that's the way it's been the 1/2 dozen times I've been there (always on non-weeked nights). I've never had to show my ID (I'm older) and they don't scan. For lap dances, the booths next to the stage and offer better privacy than under the platform. Most dancers will take you the booths unless there's none available. The dancers typically give full nude good contact dances. I have yet to do VIP there so I can't contribute with good info on that, but I think it's a half an hour minimum with $100 going to the club plus whatever you work out with the dancer.

If scanning is used just to keep out troublemakers, violent people, people who drop roofies in people's drinks, people who steal other people's stuff, young people using fake IDs, etc., then I can understand its use. Some strip clubs are required by local authorities to scan IDs to make things easier for police to identify suspects if something bad or criminal goes down. I don't like scanning though, and I'll visit places that don't scan more frequently than those that do. It just feels like an invasion of privacy.

@skibum The Blue Moon was in Tyngsboro, wasn't it? It's now known as "The Club". He's talking about Mac's in Billerica.

Just ask her out on a real date. Ask her to go with you to a nice restaurant, the movies, a concert, ballgame, whatever, and see what she says. If she declines saying she's busy, or has some excuse, but she won't tell you no, ask her again the following week. She'll either accept eventually or string you along endlessly. When I say ask her on a date, I mean you go somewhere and do something, you pay for both of you, and you don't pay her for spending time with you. A date where you're trying to build an actual relationship.

Billerica probably amended their bylaws to make it extremely difficult to open another nudie bar in town. The area needs one though.

@sfrsox No. At least I haven't heard one yet.

Thanks for the info, Skibum. It's taking much longer than it should to get the place up and running. I heard about their plans for valet parking, but things change, so hopefully they'll drop that bullshit idea. The owner should have opened up shop in Providence. He would have been up and running for at least 14 years now, and he'd have a full contact club. If the town police chief has it in for the place, he can make it a very boring place to visit. I know of many massage parlors that where shut down because local police did undercover sting operations and shut them down. Hopefully, they lay off this place, but if you're right, it's going to be tough for the owner to survive.

Not. I never liked that look.

Thanks, everyone.

You haven't gotten picky, strip clubs should have nothing but women who are at least sevens on the 1 - 10 scale, and here in Massachusetts, full nudity should be mandatory for at least one full song during stage sets. An occasional 6 would be acceptable, but only if she had a great personality and was fun to be around.