Try as I Might, Just Can't Like This Place

Platinum Plus

Allentown, PA

Don’t want to be the guy who gives a club a negative review because I showed up at midnight on a Monday and it was dead. I prefer to follow a “two visit minimum” rule…

Sirens

Westerville, OH

Visited this place from 10-Midnight on a Sunday night. Not an optimal time/day so take any criticisms with a grain of salt. I walked over from a nearby hotel in an adjacent office park. Place…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, CT

The title could be considered "damning with faint praise". Harry Oh's is a largely Latina bordello shithole in the mold of Pleasant Moments in Bridgeport, but grosser. Need to do another visit to Galerie to…

Went in on my day off. Pretty dominican chick was there, who I hadn’t seen in awhile. Got a VIP (15 minutes) and spent around $250. 15 minute VIP is $130, the rest I paid…

I arrived about 4:30 on a Saturday. Metal detector was off and unmanned. Walked in. DJ both is dead ahead. The inside of the bar is divided into two large areas.…

I've had more fun here. Architecture, etc.: Plenty of parking, off Rt. 310. Come in through a metal detector, emptying pockets. Then putting stuff back in pockets. Then greeted by a gent…

Stopped in after work around 7pm. The bouncer was a nice guy but hit me with a $10 cover. The club was empty empty, like no customers, no girls, nobody except the DJ, bouncers and…