Best Among Lackluster Alternatives

Made several recent business trips to Cincinnati, so got my fill of the Northern KY strip clubs. Lux Views is the best of the lot, which isn't saying much.

When I get around to it, I'll submit reviews of Brass Ass and Brass Bull in downtown Newport. All I'll say about them now is that, if you're travelling on business and you like to get a load on, they're a safe, half-mile walk form the waterfront hotels, and there's a 34 hour White Castle on the way.