This One is for the Team

My rule of thumb is not to submit a negative review about a club until I have been there at least twice.

However, I can’t see myself going out of my way to go to Fantasies again, and, unless you are local, Fantasies likely isn’t going to be on your way to anywhere else. So I’m submitting this, and anybody who reads it should give it half as much credit as a two-visit review.