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CandymanOfProvidence

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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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WW3
кака бульк
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Sunday
кака бульк
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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WW3
"Germany is rearming.

Putin is FUCKED."

Putin is poopin'.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Sunday
This started a couple or so years ago. A few here may be familiar with it.
Some things just need repeating.

I stopped in this club…
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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If dancers wrote a review of you, what would they probably say?
The Brazilians would say:
Thanks, Bolsonaro. Caca
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop
Cooled down already, Icee?
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what ke
"Little monkeys need something to believe in."

Throwing poop again signifies something...
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop
Or maybe significant effort required with the plunger.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop
Dumpy_Normus must have just returned from the crapper. Delayed due to lack of TP.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Sex Furniture
Trying to figure out how these would work. See top of screen for product name.

https://www.sanus.com/en_US/pr…
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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A Florida Lawyer Strips Naked. Do Any of You Claim Her As Your Own?
She should launch a lawsuit for a defective toilet flushing her clothes away.
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3 years ago
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You know what, how many times do we gotta spray and wipe down the pole
"One time a stripper demanded to spray my hands before a lap dance. Then she put on a pair of rubber gloves. Then she…
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Meow noises?
Better a meow than a burp.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop
"If that's the side you want to take, you better take a hard look at the people you're standing next to."

It's wiser to take…
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Would you bother asking for the manager
^The most common freebie is air freshener after using the bathroom. Second most is baby wipes.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent…
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop
I love days of freezing rain. I can slide butt-naked down hills and leave amazing skid marks.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Club closed due to customers death.
^Take me to a cheap buffet and I will be a one-man wrecking crew.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop
Bless my malfunctioning large intestines!
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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WW3
"^ Trump would be promoting North American energy, providing jobs to American refineries and keeping us a net energy exporter who would supply Europe…
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Want To Feel Old Today?
Getting young enough to not avoid soiling oneself?
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Famous Relatives
Various locations around Rhode Island - sidewalks in particular - my offspring have been captured during filming.
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3 years ago
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Lineups
Skibum609 saves the rolls of quarters for himself, to stick up his ass. While vacationing in Vegas he treats himself to silver dollars.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
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Oh, the Joy of being with a Lesbian Couple
"Just so everyone knows; after the first couple of hundred threesomes, you try to schedule them on Sundays so you can watch football during…
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