CandymanOfProvidence

^from Big Lots to Big Loads

More than 24 hours, is everyone constipated?

"I had a dancer at Follies that sucked my dick on Saturday and cut my hair at a chain haircut place on Sunday."

Suck and…

"cause she throws on her profile URANIUN"

it was a typo but for URANIUM pride. as in the density and volatility of my poop is…

Maybe she was going full keto and overpowering the toilet.

So let me get this straight:
I am speeding home to go to the bathroom, LE sees me and kills my car, so not only…

Simple plan for peace: keep enlarging Vlad's conference table until he gets pinned against the wall.

Beef jerky is code for a hand job.
Eating beef jerky is code for a hand job with squirt into mouth.
Beef jerky festival is code…

Pootin turns things to shit

This is nothing, wait until you encounter Cacavirus

Caca plop, man!

"I say, I say: Complex numbers are easy... Dating women is the Complex part"

Especially when it's the teacher!

Almost 9 am. Just enough time to take a dump here before I clock in

Already started, in Providence of course... need a large sample size before publishing my research paper
Large number of samples that is, not a sample…

His producers suggested my own potential hit reality show: The AssCrevice

What about going to a club while defecation-divergent?

It's more than been 4 hours since the last comment. We are overdue for some caca

Great video, I played along with my tush tuba

If I hoarded my shit, I'd be a bowel billionaire.

My brutal honesty starts when I feel a bubbling in my tummy...

To paraphrase lyrics of the John Lennon song:
All we are saying...
is give poop a chance!

They should send well-fed trained pigeons on a mission over Minsk.

One hand on the button, the other on the balloon knot.

The annual Providence Chocolate Festival supports Ukraine and has a message for Russia:
Ви їсте кака

Do they have a pay toilet called Cacascadas?