Reviews by SCP

So this was a Wednesday, as in yesterday. Being in the area and needing to brush up on my feminist bonafides by paying a slut to take her clothes off for my pleasure, I swung…

So it’s been awhile since I’ve swung by the old watering hole, and it was time for another visit. I want to Pandoras in the afternoon on Sunday around opening (that would be at 1).…

Seattle is by reputation one of the lamest strip club scenes in the country. It’s sort of true and sort of not. It mostly depends on what a club goer wants: do you want a…

Having wrapped up my visit to Kittens, I decided to turn the day into a mini strip club tour. What better way to wrap up a day at Kittens than to go to discount Kittens.…

So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next before,…

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

This was in mid-May. I decided to change things up and hit up a strip club in the evening rather than my regular opening time appearance. I’ve only been to Sugars twice so far, so…

Was bored on a Saturday morning and knew a certain Mexican milf would be working that day, so decided to make a pilgrimage to the old stand-by. Memorial Day weekend. The more of a strip…

Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside from…

Club Sinrock. Boring. Mediocre. Stuck up IG model wanna bitches delusional about their worth. The place you go to spend twice as much as you would at any other strip club and get ten…

Pandoras is a must-go on any Seattle pervs list. It’s long had the best reputation for high mileage of any club in town. Easy sluts abound and it’s typically not hard to talk the chicks…

Every so often, I’ll feel the need to head down the I-5 corridor for business and inevitably end up making the Portland strip club tour. Portland gets a bad rap for being a low mileage…

This isn’t going to be one of those bullshit reviews. If you’re going to a Seattle strip club you’re going for one reason-to perv on naked chicks. No one gives a fuck about the decor,…