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Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
So this was a Wednesday, as in yesterday. Being in the area and needing to brush up on my feminist bonafides by paying a slut to take her clothes off for my pleasure, I swung…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 5 5Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
So it’s been awhile since I’ve swung by the old watering hole, and it was time for another visit. I want to Pandoras in the afternoon on Sunday around opening (that would be at 1).…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 5 6Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
Lake Forest Park, WA
Seattle is by reputation one of the lamest strip club scenes in the country. It’s sort of true and sort of not. It mostly depends on what a club goer wants: do you want a…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 2 9Sugar's
Seattle, WA
Having wrapped up my visit to Kittens, I decided to turn the day into a mini strip club tour. What better way to wrap up a day at Kittens than to go to discount Kittens.…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 2 8Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next before,…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 4 4Pirates Cove
Portland, OR
Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 7 1Sugar's
Seattle, WA
This was in mid-May. I decided to change things up and hit up a strip club in the evening rather than my regular opening time appearance. I’ve only been to Sugars twice so far, so…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 4 7Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
Was bored on a Saturday morning and knew a certain Mexican milf would be working that day, so decided to make a pilgrimage to the old stand-by. Memorial Day weekend. The more of a strip…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 5 3Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside from…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 5 7Club SinRock
Renton, WA
Club Sinrock. Boring. Mediocre. Stuck up IG model wanna bitches delusional about their worth. The place you go to spend twice as much as you would at any other strip club and get ten…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 6 1Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
Pandoras is a must-go on any Seattle pervs list. It’s long had the best reputation for high mileage of any club in town. Easy sluts abound and it’s typically not hard to talk the chicks…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 5 7Riverside Corral
Portland, OR
Every so often, I’ll feel the need to head down the I-5 corridor for business and inevitably end up making the Portland strip club tour. Portland gets a bad rap for being a low mileage…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 4 8Sugar's
Seattle, WA
This isn’t going to be one of those bullshit reviews. If you’re going to a Seattle strip club you’re going for one reason-to perv on naked chicks. No one gives a fuck about the decor,…
SCP· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 4 7
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