Comments by SalaoLikeSantiago

^^^Yes to Manuellabore's comments. Both the "soulless ride back" (lol) and the assessment of dayshifts at Cheerleader's and Risquel

At Playhouse I'd assume it was menopause.

Not many PLs come to this club for normal lap dances and that's definitely not where the girls make their money.

If I'm hanging on Bourbon Street for a night of partying, I'll pay the cover at Penthouse to see some hot women and to have access to a clean bathroom for the night. Take out menu here is available, but pricey. Visions is away from Bourbon Street, the eye candy is more candy corn level than Snickers level, but the women tend to be friendly. New Orleans has a very good independent erotic massage scene - Eccie can be a good resource.

If you want to slip in quickly and get a hand job from your grandmother, go to the Jersey suburbs and hit the Playhouse. If you like black women, and have some experience on the dark side of clubbing, Purple Orchid is for you. You might also enjoy Totally Naked Tuesday evenings at Oasis. Read the reviews on Outerspace / La Pearl. Risque and Cheerleader's have a more mixed group of dancers with older Europeans, girl next door white, black. Much more work in these two clubs to get to the advanced menu. Good luck! Hope to read of your adventures. Oh yes, most Philly clubs have tip walks. With dances at 4 minutes, that's $15-30 per hour to hang out and take in the show.

"I could have been sitting in some other dude’s back and ass sweat for all I know." LOL! - I'm not sure that sticky feeling was from another dude's sweat.

I enjoyed Cocoa Beach and left a couple reviews of my trip there.

In those 15 minute rooms, is it one-way grinding only, or do you get to roam a little too?

sfrsox - I know, 7-freakin-bucks for a simple glass of tonic water is hard to believe. Right?

Hey Electronman. It's a bit confusing, but I think Dancers Royale is now the Ace Club. But, maybe I've had too many gummies.

"Come quickly and go fast." - LDK

Thanks Infamous V. I hope you're there next time I'm driving by...I never go to a strip club because I think they mix good drinks or have some special microbrew on tap.

Sorry Capn. Teetering on that edge of detailing the experience, but not wanting the Club or the dancers to get any trouble - I like it there and I really liked the Cuban dancers. I think you're in the right line of thought.

Some of the way-past-their-prime Europeans seem to do that a lot. And, if you give them a dollar they ask for a second dollar. So, I just say, "It was nice to meet you. I'll be sure to tip you for your dances once you do your stage rotation." then I turn away. Unless they say they're from Ukraine - then I feel sorry for them and give them $2. [I find this practice to be crazy bad at Oasis - one time I had what seemed like 10 dancers come to me and ask for tips in my first 5 minutes of sitting down.]

I'd only stop in to break-up long distance drives, so could never drink anyway.

No top off in the lapdance room? You should definitely "out" that Rob...I don't want to make the same mistake.

I haven't tried this one yet. Is there anything that makes this club better than Players'?

Tuesday is the "2 fer 1" night. Many dancers avoid the evening because of the discounted rate. The dayshift leading-in is even worse. I classify that as an, "if you don't expect too much you might not get let down."

Good review. Tells me what I need to do if I'm thinking about trying it out. I won't.

I'm not a local. Go ahead and look at my reviews of Shotgun Willies and The Players Club. Looking forward to reading your adventures.

Hey Cap'n! I'm impressed that you got dances from multiple dancers at the Purple Orchid (another review) and then at Playhouse. Most PLs don't make it through 1 dancer at either establishment before "calling it a night."

Makes me wonder about all the eager nipple-suckers who come after a previous PL chose to do Option B. Enjoy!

Thanks Piece. Appreciate your perspective on the club. I hope you've found some peace this summer from the challenges of unexpected life stuff. Did you notice much take-out at Lust? I've never been, but I've been hoping to visit.

Would love to see a higher standard for reviews. While at it, let's cut down 80% of the Playhouse (and similar) reviews which offer no new information (just, "I went to Playhouse. It's been described before. Cayenne was there it took me 4 songs."). I want to be able to read about a club and have the information I need to know if I want to go spend money there or not. A tip or two to get the best experience is great. When planning a visit to a club, I don't want to waste so much time wading through the meaningless reviews.

IME works great out-of-the-country. Mexico, Hungary - if a girl swipes you on Tinder you know what it means. Also, get yourself a Sugar Daddy candy and hold it in your photo. Women will understand; bots won't automatically ban.