Orlando - any redeeming qualities?

☀️ 🚦 Rachel's Steakhouse SC !

They Be Close @ Da' Airport !

The Asian Massage Parlors (AMPs) in Orlando get good reviews. Tokyo, Spring and M&Y Spa are in the airport vicinity.

Save your money. You are better off hitting the UCF bars. Those girls know how to party.

The last time I was in Orlando, the redeeming quality for me was that it was only a three hour drive down to Pompano.

Don't bother. Waste of time

I've heard Rachel's North (in Casselberry) is decent. Rachel's South is tourist trap hell. I got a good grind from a hot pawg at Thee Original DollHouse years ago but results may very.

You can take a Greyhound to Tampa for $15 - $30. Or Amtrak for $10. I'd probably do that.

Orlando???

Don’t forget about the “Happiest Place on Earth!”

No, I’m not talking about North Korea! I’m talking about Disney World! There is a reason they call themselves the “Happiest Place on Earth!”

OK, I admit that Disney World and North Korea and currently engaged in acrimonious litigation over who owns the “Happiest Place on Earth” trademark. But, honestly, the happiest place on Earth is definitely Disney World. Kim Jong Un Land comes in way, way down the list of allegedly happy places, ranking well below international playgrounds like Gaza City, Port-au-Prince, Mogadishu, Detroit and Lagos.

But, although Disney World is not technically located within Orlando’s city limits, it’s close enough.

Disney World’s “Fantasy Land” is a paradise for those who have been hankering to sexually molest an underaged mouse wearing a miniskirt (and no panties)!

If that’s on your bucket list, you won’t find a better vacation spot anywhere on the planet.

But be prepared to stand in long lines if you’re intent on “riding Minnie.”

Orlando clubs are not for Tuscl members.

Cocoa beach for lappers and possibly otc

Tampa / St Pete for possible itc

Pompano for guaranteef itc with hot latinas

Amp scene in Orlando at the above listed is a sure thing but a bit factory if you are a visitor. The regulars that post on usasex guide seem to really enjoy though

Thx all for the intel - great stuff (or not great, as the case seems to be!)

Shanny's spot-on. BTW - there are some great cocktail bars in Orlando for those brief moments when you'd rather not have a pussy in your face. I found some quality mileage in Cocoa Beach without the Pompano hustle or the same ol' Tampa scene. Look forward to your report.

Agree with Shanny - either go to Coco or Tampa. I tend to prefer the Tampa clubs.

SAVE YOUR $$$$ & time. If you cannot go to TAMPA & can only stay in Orlando... Go to a pub, relax and go back home. u will be more wiser!

agree with Shanny - either go to Cocoa or Tampa

Review to come! In my case I only had uber and was near Disney so I wasn’t gonna shell out for a long ass uber ride or rent a car just for this to get to Tampa or elsewhere. Arrived too late for amps. Reviews for the placed in southern Orlando like Rachel’s and such seemed terrible.. so I ventured over to 27 Cabaret. Bit of a mixed bag but I did get dances that seem to surpass typical Orlando reviews

Back 9-10 years ago I drove to Florida twice...first time to focus on Tampa for a week and then South Beach area for a week and then a year later dizzy world with the family for a week and then return through Tampa for a quick visit on my way back to Arizona. I enjoyed it but I spent way too much money for too little of what I like.

For those of you recommending Cocoa Beach or Tampa, keep in mind that he's likely going to Disney with an SO, kids or both. Which means that a multi-hour roundtrip far away from Orlando is likely not in the cards.

OP, the Orlando strip clubs suck. IMO you'd be better off keeping your powder dry for better places. Or even better still, if you're traveling with kids, consider redirecting those extra shekels into upgrading your lodgings to one of the popular resorts, like the Omni or Gaylord Palms. Both have what are essentially water parks on premises and outdoor bars that are both open late into the evening. They even do weekend pool movie nights. Plenty of things to do to keep distracted from the temptation to roam out for a SC while on a family vaca, lol.

^ Best way to keep the kids occupied is to be sure to stay in one of the Disney Resorts, they are pricey but there are so many perks associated with them that it’s the best deal in Disney, from a shuttle, to character breakfasts, to early entries, you can’t beat any of the Disney properties for where to stay when visiting the parks.
Dont waste your time or money on any properties not owned by the Disney Company, you’re not going to do Disney cheap. If you want to have a great vacation take my advice.

^25, I'm guessing you haven't stayed at the Omni Resort, for example I was an annual passholder for years and stayed pretty much everywhere. Some of those Disney resorts are dumps and the ones that aren't can be fun, especially for smaller children, but nothing like a few of the better off property resorts.

I keep highlighting the Omni because the resort is an experience in itself. A few times we booked there even though we weren't going to the Disney parks. This includes a large wave pool, large regular pools with fun high speed slides and a long and winding lazy river. After a while I was booking there almost exclusively. We'd do mornings in the parks and then, after lunch when they started to get hotter and more crowded, bag out and spend the afternoons and evenings in the pools. We could even get food and drinks delivered poolside or eat in an open air restaurant next to the pool. By the time we got back to our rooms at 9-10pm, the kiddos would be ready to drop and often so was I, lol.

I’ve stayed at the swan a few times and once at the place that has the boat ride to Epcot, my partner had a condo in the Disney village, we stayed there twice, but the Swan is great, we also were treated to dinner at the private club in the magic kingdom, I hate finding the parking lot and dealing with the public entrance areas, great part of the Swan is the concierge takes us in an hour before opening and we have those passes that allows you to bypass the lines at the rides and attractions, the other great perk is private dining in Epcot at any of the restaurants, my kids favorite was the Chinese food restaurant and cinnamon ice cream.

Ya'll do know OP's trip already happened? He hit up 27 in Clermont and wrote a review.

And just to contradict & agree with you both, I've stayed at Disney owned places as well as the Omni and other options and they've all got merits. A couple years back the extended family all got Airbnb houses out near the area where that club is, that worked out surprisingly well. And while its probably safe to assume it was a family trip, that's far from certain. They do a fair amount of corporate events and conventions too.

@Dolfan: I just saw that. Fucking Jascoi bumped this thread for some reason I don't understand - dammit.

@25: Our favorite food in Epcot, by a stretch, was little bakery/eatery in the France section. The quiche and croissant sandwiches are, IMO, the best food in the park. It gets a bit crowded and there can be a short wait to find an open table, but IMO it is worth it. Next to it is an ice cream shop with decadent ice cream, including mint chocolate chip made with real mint. Just thought I'd share that if you find yourself back there.

@Dolfan, yep I saw the bump didn’t realize that the trip was complete, but I’m good with giving my experience there, even though it was long ago.
@ Rick Dugan
It’s been few minutes since I was there my kids are grown, but I’ll store your notes hopefully I’ll have a few grandkids in a few years and god willing get to spoil them, hopefully my health will continue and I’ll get the opportunity to relive those memories with a new addition to my family.

oops. my bad.