Orlando - any redeeming qualities?

☀️ 🚦 Rachel's Steakhouse SC !

They Be Close @ Da' Airport !

The Asian Massage Parlors (AMPs) in Orlando get good reviews. Tokyo, Spring and M&Y Spa are in the airport vicinity.

Save your money. You are better off hitting the UCF bars. Those girls know how to party.

The last time I was in Orlando, the redeeming quality for me was that it was only a three hour drive down to Pompano.

Don't bother. Waste of time

I've heard Rachel's North (in Casselberry) is decent. Rachel's South is tourist trap hell. I got a good grind from a hot pawg at Thee Original DollHouse years ago but results may very.

You can take a Greyhound to Tampa for $15 - $30. Or Amtrak for $10. I'd probably do that.

Orlando???

Don’t forget about the “Happiest Place on Earth!”

No, I’m not talking about North Korea! I’m talking about Disney World! There is a reason they call themselves the “Happiest Place on Earth!”

OK, I admit that Disney World and North Korea and currently engaged in acrimonious litigation over who owns the “Happiest Place on Earth” trademark. But, honestly, the happiest place on Earth is definitely Disney World. Kim Jong Un Land comes in way, way down the list of allegedly happy places, ranking well below international playgrounds like Gaza City, Port-au-Prince, Mogadishu, Detroit and Lagos.

But, although Disney World is not technically located within Orlando’s city limits, it’s close enough.

Disney World’s “Fantasy Land” is a paradise for those who have been hankering to sexually molest an underaged mouse wearing a miniskirt (and no panties)!

If that’s on your bucket list, you won’t find a better vacation spot anywhere on the planet.

But be prepared to stand in long lines if you’re intent on “riding Minnie.”

Orlando clubs are not for Tuscl members.

Cocoa beach for lappers and possibly otc

Tampa / St Pete for possible itc

Pompano for guaranteef itc with hot latinas

Amp scene in Orlando at the above listed is a sure thing but a bit factory if you are a visitor. The regulars that post on usasex guide seem to really enjoy though

Thx all for the intel - great stuff (or not great, as the case seems to be!)

Shanny's spot-on. BTW - there are some great cocktail bars in Orlando for those brief moments when you'd rather not have a pussy in your face. I found some quality mileage in Cocoa Beach without the Pompano hustle or the same ol' Tampa scene. Look forward to your report.

Agree with Shanny - either go to Coco or Tampa. I tend to prefer the Tampa clubs.

SAVE YOUR $$$$ & time. If you cannot go to TAMPA & can only stay in Orlando... Go to a pub, relax and go back home. u will be more wiser!

agree with Shanny - either go to Cocoa or Tampa

Review to come! In my case I only had uber and was near Disney so I wasn’t gonna shell out for a long ass uber ride or rent a car just for this to get to Tampa or elsewhere. Arrived too late for amps. Reviews for the placed in southern Orlando like Rachel’s and such seemed terrible.. so I ventured over to 27 Cabaret. Bit of a mixed bag but I did get dances that seem to surpass typical Orlando reviews