Had a great first time

I half expected the parking lot to be empty when infirst pulled up at around 12:15 on a Saturday. I had never been to a gentlemans club before and this spot was the closest to where i was visiting. I had a little less than two hours to kill and wanted to give Playhouse a try.

Upon walking in, it gives the same vibes of any other dive bar in the area. Nothing special at first glance. The bar is right by the door, and the only light in the room shines on the loudest ATM in all South Jersey. There wasnt much action inside— but inwas surprised at how cute the dancer on “stage” was. I say “stage” because its actually just a small runway behind the bar. There was only a handful of other guys.

The bartender was super friendly. I explained this was my first time anywhere and she explained some of the basic rules and policies at PH, like it being cash only and BYOB. Before long, the first dancer approached me. She was cute, but looks like shed been in the business a long, long, time. I wish i remembered her name. Shebwas so friendly, though. She explained how it works— the girls approach you, talk, and flirt, and if you wanna give them a dollar, you can place it on their body and get a small feel without being an ogre about it. She showed me all the places i could my money. I immediately knew i loved this place lol. She told me “this place is like Cheers, ya know? Just wirh more tits and ass”. And she wasnt fuckin lying either.