Louisiana Strip Clubs (extra heavy preference)

The clubs in NOLA suck.

While I will admit there are better clubs, surely someone on here has visited NOLA. I am willing to here any stories, good or bad,, about NOLA. There are clubs on Bourbon Street and one person in the reviews that it's not hard to find an escort in areas near strip clubs.

I've heard from reliable people, i.e. mongers that I work with, that NOLA both sucks and is really good. The reviews on here seem to make it look like it's not good. Extras would be nice, but I would be satisfied with high mileage.

My impression is NOLA is like Vegas, and TUSCL hates Vegas. Hot dancers and good mileage if you can afford it, but prices are sky high.

When I asked this forum about Vegas Clubs vs Casinos for extra fun times, the answer was unanimously Casinos. The strip is great for the pure entertainment aspect, but its easier and cheaper to just hang around the Casino bars and get a working girl.

Other websites basically say the same thing. Even the Vegas locals say you'll get approached at the big casinos all the time.

But nobody on here is saying about the BIG EASY. This is New Orleans guys. This is the most disappointing discussion I have created in months. Thanks for the advice. I will go investigate myself.

If I'm hanging on Bourbon Street for a night of partying, I'll pay the cover at Penthouse to see some hot women and to have access to a clean bathroom for the night. Take out menu here is available, but pricey.
Visions is away from Bourbon Street, the eye candy is more candy corn level than Snickers level, but the women tend to be friendly.
New Orleans has a very good independent erotic massage scene - Eccie can be a good resource.