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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
depends on if it's a stripbot club i'm going back to. if i'm a regular i stop at the stubble. if it's a one-off, i'd risk a possible scolding and just start fucking it. lol.
(good segue to a 'behavior as a regular vs one-off' topic.)
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2 years ago
cemeteries, cornfields, green on the 18th hole.
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2 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
re: https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/wposdl/psycho_trick_alert/
now what to do for an encore. infiltrate and expose the private cunt-cave? already working on it.
got it. martyrdom. the dg character gave his verification for the cause.
but who would rise in his place?
[theme song. cadence at https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0fanWVL8k ]
who's that calling out the robs
pissing off r-stripper slobs
they can suck his mighty knob
psycho trick
psycho trick
psycho trick
he's just having fun
but they're on the run
rip-off bitches every one
he's psycho trick
(time to monger. lulz.)
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2 years ago
neighbor's poolhouse
ywca pool
steak n shake diaper changing table
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2 years ago
i still like the high-schooly car calls and hourly-rate notels. why spend more or try to impress a temp sexbot.
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2 years ago
most don't deserve names. give them numbers instead, preferably weight, and hire a cattle auctioneer to dj.
even my extra-curricular stripbot contacts are only listed as otc1, otc2, etc.
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2 years ago
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the flapperjack-titties-stage-tip rob
this one i can't elaborate on cuz i'm not sure how popular it is and don't want it catching on. but if i notice another stripbot try it i'll report back.
so let's move on to
none and done: deja vu
same shit, different club. 15-20 minutes of front room foreplay, then the bitch tries to start counting mid-song in the lda. she refused to wait for the next song. so again, i left, and again the $200 went to another 'come see me zaddy' dancer at another nearby club.
these attempted last minute robs are getting me alot of free floor mileage, but losing the dumb bots alot of money.
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2 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
if comedy shows count, owen benjamin uses one in his act.
OTPHJ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F7WVG25fV5s
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2 years ago
have u thought about hiring armed security for ur sc visits.
i'd come out of retirement but u prolly couldn't afford me.
speaking of drivebys, there's my cf bhottie. let's bail on this troll thread and get a vip luv 💓
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2 years ago
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classic tuscl: screwing with a rob
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=11043
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2 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
just more divide and conquer/desperately seeking whiteknights stripper shit by the same dog-faced stripbots allowed to troll here. don't fall for it online anymore than at the clubs.
besides, it's way more fun playing the 'deadpool' anti-hero. lulz.
https://images.app.goo.gl/FHgCwUc7rhfL9cJM9
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2 years ago
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none and done: last night's rob attempt
last week random received her training on how to approach me for dances this time. 15 minute pregame went great. frmos lite actually, slow and seductive in a blacklit dark corner. she escorts me and my railroad spike into a full contact dance booth. but, just before the 1st song starts, says she needs another 10 per song for 'touch' dances (!). there's so many things wrong with this curve ball that i passed on addressing any of them.
without missing a beat (and still a heat seeking missile), i told random 'nevermind', walked back out to the main floor, asked the first 8+ i saw (it was bipolar actually. we made up recently) to pinch-hit, and the festivities resumed.
random's rejection was purely on principle as i was planning on tipping at least that much more per song anyway.
the take away from this is to channel your inner tuscl, and have a rob/attempted rob back-up scenario already in place to complete the evening's mission undeterred.
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2 years ago
consistently good reviews scx. thanks.
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2 years ago
once a stripper leaves i never expect it back, and switch targets with no emotion. just another lying/malfunctioning sex-doll.
fortunately this was an inexpensive red flag lesson for the 'fake apology' future encounter with it.
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2 years ago
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bring these selfish bitches to the brink then leave. (the blue-lip rob).
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2 years ago
it's in the urban dictionary so it must be canon.
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2 years ago
i'd tell her to pound sand for ruining my afterglow.
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
way hotter than the dog-faced spice trolling here.
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2 years ago
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speaking of dumb cows, look at all the free tuscl/rip-off bitch publicity. thanks cunts. bwahaha 😈
https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/wposdl/psycho_trick_alert/
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2 years ago
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roosters don't have penises.
explains alot of his recent simping/whiteknighting though. lulz.
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2 years ago
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bte, here's some quicklinks:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Stripclub_FAQ/
rick has some of the best itc/otc rob info here. hook a brutha up with your 'best ofs' and save me the searches.
(all the thread validity/off-topic/roosters and underwear shit will be edited-out for the pro-guest reddit version anyway.)
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2 years ago
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regardless of the insults i plan on keeping 1 rob/theft thread bumped as a caveat emptor service to help new sc guests/members save money and frustration. it's up to the reader to whine like a bitch about that, or just hide the discussion.
time to monger. love this thread. lulz.
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2 years ago
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off-topic trolls bumping rob threads is always appreciated. carry on.
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2 years ago
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and some stretchmarked sagging stalkers use tuscl to advertise man-hating anti-tuscl subs. fuck-off reddit troll.
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2 years ago
i agree, and don't have to get extras to have a good time.
but i sure as hell ain't gonna pass up the opportunity either. lulz.