Reviews by kindofaloser

Night Shift originally opened at 6PM and it was so dead for the first 2-3 hours the old ownership moved opening back to 8PM (and it was still pretty quiet until 10PM, especially on weeknights).…

I had a long Saturday night and decided to see what was up at Night Shift, since I hadn't been there in about two months under the new ownership and since it has a reputation…

I stopped in Scranton while traveling from Canada back towards MD and decided to check this place out. The Getaway Lounge is located about half an hour's worth of really boring drive south of Scranton. I…

I visited this place on a Tuesday afternoon. The first thing you notice is it is located in a small strip mall (no pun intended) between two other businesses along a main road. I guess…

Night Shift always seemed to be a place that should be doing better. It's clean, has a nice crisp decor (the bathroom could use a little work but it's perfectly acceptable), the wait staff has…

Millstream Inn is located in a suburb of Baltimore on a relatively wooded road. Parking is free. I went on a Sunday afternoon, which is not my usual day, but this is what the schedule…

Bored with my usual stops, I tried McDoogal's for the first time in almost three years and left... just as bored. McDoogal's is a simple well-identified (name in neon blue lights out front) building on a…

With nothing to do on a Thursday night, I decided to go to Sensations for the first time in almost three years. Absolutely nothing has changed except some of the girls themselves, and even they…

I visited Millstream on a Wednesday afternoon. Nine dancers were listed on the website schedule, but I only saw six working. This happens frequently at Millstream, and it's quite aggravating, at least to this reviewer.…

Ah, Haven Place. Blue collar neighborhood, free onsite parking, no cover, no security. For a while there, you used to be such a terrible place to spend time. Disinterested over the hill (Cathy, Princess) and/or…

After a few unspectacular visits to Night Shift without the desired result (sigh... that place should be so much better than it is, but that's another discussion, feel free to message if you'd like to…

GGC has been reviewed many times on this site. The physical space is fine- clean, almost cavernous, the usual disco-ish lighting. Long offset stage with lots of ringside seating. TVs set to football. I went…

Crumbling under the stresses of life, I returned to Haven Place recently hoping for a pleasurable escape. HP is the same dump it's always been (looks like they got new barstools, everything else is the…

With an empty afternoon in front of me, decided to try GGC again on a Wednesday afternoon. Yes, that's as off-peak as it gets. Yes, my expectations are high. Still, GGC remains generally unexciting. GGC…

I visited GGC on a Wednesday afternoon. I'd passed it many times, it looks very big, and their advertising is better than many other clubs. I guess I was expecting better. But Wednesday afternoons are…

I visited Desire about four months ago (see prior review) and decided to give it a second chance. I have zero idea how Desire can possibly stay in business. I have zero idea how anyone…

After taking a two-month hiatus from Night Shift, I returned twice in the past month. This review covers two visits in July 2023. Physically, the venue is still very nice and it is kept clean. The…

Haven Place has gone downhill from last year, and there's not a whole lot of hill left. This review combines two visits in Summer 2023. HP opens at 7PM but the girls begin around 8. I…

I decided to try Desire for the first time recently. Desire is located around the corner from Haven Place in a blue-collar section of Baltimore. It is on more of a main road than Haven…

I've been visiting Night Shift 3-4x/months for several months now. I would say it is my primary club for relaxing, but it's not my primary club for dances. Read on. Night Shift used to open at…

About six months after my first visit to Christina's (see prior review) I got bored with my usual spots and finally decided to give it a second chance. The physical setup is the same- it's small…

I visited Haven Place twice within two weeks. This review combines both visits. Location: Haven Place is located in East Baltimore in a very blue-collar area. I arrived about 7:30PM on weeknights (Wed one week, then…

I visited McDoogal's on two consecutive days, a Wednesday and a Thursday. These were my first ever visits to this establishment. This review combines both visits. There is a lot to like about McDoogal's. The owners,…

I visited Sensations once B.C. (before Covid) and saw it has not been reviewed on this site in two years, so took a little drive to see what might have changed. Their website was changed…

I visited Christina's at about 9:30 on a Sunday evening. The building is marked well enough although coming from the south I did almost turn into the parking lot of a neighboring business. The lot…