Reviews

Tattletales

Levittown, PA

A little bit of business brought me to Philadelphia, so I figured I'd check a Philly club out. Of course, I still keep AARP hours and it was a Monday, so options were limited. The…

kindofaloser· 2 days agolast: 3 hrs ago 4 2

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Millstream Inn. You were my first club. You used to be so exciting. I used to go anticipating either the tingle of meeting someone new or seeing someone I knew I liked. There was always…

kindofaloser· 3 mos ago

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, PA

Despite my earlier threat, I caved and went back to Sensations after only one year. I needed a change of scenery. Thankfully, the drive provided that. Sensations is well reviewed on this site, but a recap…

kindofaloser· 4 mos ago

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

Dear Night Shift, I want to like you. I really do. You're the nicest club in my rotation in terms of cleanliness and modern decor. You have huge TVs. A spinning pole. No tip walk! Your…

kindofaloser· 5 mos agolast: 5 mos ago 3

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

Night Shift originally opened at 6PM and it was so dead for the first 2-3 hours the old ownership moved opening back to 8PM (and it was still pretty quiet until 10PM, especially on weeknights).…

kindofaloser· 7 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 1

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

I had a long Saturday night and decided to see what was up at Night Shift, since I hadn't been there in about two months under the new ownership and since it has a reputation…

kindofaloser· 8 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 6

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, PA

I stopped in Scranton while traveling from Canada back towards MD and decided to check this place out. The Getaway Lounge is located about half an hour's worth of really boring drive south of Scranton. I…

kindofaloser· 10 mos ago

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, QC

I visited this place on a Tuesday afternoon. The first thing you notice is it is located in a small strip mall (no pun intended) between two other businesses along a main road. I guess…

kindofaloser· 10 mos agolast: 10 mos ago 1 2

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

Night Shift always seemed to be a place that should be doing better. It's clean, has a nice crisp decor (the bathroom could use a little work but it's perfectly acceptable), the wait staff has…

kindofaloser· 11 mos agolast: 11 mos ago 1

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Millstream Inn is located in a suburb of Baltimore on a relatively wooded road. Parking is free. I went on a Sunday afternoon, which is not my usual day, but this is what the schedule…

kindofaloser· 1 yr ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Bored with my usual stops, I tried McDoogal's for the first time in almost three years and left... just as bored. McDoogal's is a simple well-identified (name in neon blue lights out front) building on a…

kindofaloser· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, PA

With nothing to do on a Thursday night, I decided to go to Sensations for the first time in almost three years. Absolutely nothing has changed except some of the girls themselves, and even they…

kindofaloser· 1 yr ago

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

I visited Millstream on a Wednesday afternoon. Nine dancers were listed on the website schedule, but I only saw six working. This happens frequently at Millstream, and it's quite aggravating, at least to this reviewer.…

kindofaloser· 1 yr ago

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Ah, Haven Place. Blue collar neighborhood, free onsite parking, no cover, no security. For a while there, you used to be such a terrible place to spend time. Disinterested over the hill (Cathy, Princess) and/or…

kindofaloser· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

After a few unspectacular visits to Night Shift without the desired result (sigh... that place should be so much better than it is, but that's another discussion, feel free to message if you'd like to…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

GGC has been reviewed many times on this site. The physical space is fine- clean, almost cavernous, the usual disco-ish lighting. Long offset stage with lots of ringside seating. TVs set to football. I went…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 4

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Crumbling under the stresses of life, I returned to Haven Place recently hoping for a pleasurable escape. HP is the same dump it's always been (looks like they got new barstools, everything else is the…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

With an empty afternoon in front of me, decided to try GGC again on a Wednesday afternoon. Yes, that's as off-peak as it gets. Yes, my expectations are high. Still, GGC remains generally unexciting. GGC…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 4

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

I visited GGC on a Wednesday afternoon. I'd passed it many times, it looks very big, and their advertising is better than many other clubs. I guess I was expecting better. But Wednesday afternoons are…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 2

Desire

Baltimore, MD

I visited Desire about four months ago (see prior review) and decided to give it a second chance. I have zero idea how Desire can possibly stay in business. I have zero idea how anyone…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 2

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

After taking a two-month hiatus from Night Shift, I returned twice in the past month. This review covers two visits in July 2023. Physically, the venue is still very nice and it is kept clean. The…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs ago

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Haven Place has gone downhill from last year, and there's not a whole lot of hill left. This review combines two visits in Summer 2023. HP opens at 7PM but the girls begin around 8. I…

kindofaloser· 2 yrs ago

Desire

Baltimore, MD

I decided to try Desire for the first time recently. Desire is located around the corner from Haven Place in a blue-collar section of Baltimore. It is on more of a main road than Haven…

kindofaloser· 3 yrs ago

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

I've been visiting Night Shift 3-4x/months for several months now. I would say it is my primary club for relaxing, but it's not my primary club for dances. Read on. Night Shift used to open at…

kindofaloser· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 1

Christina's Female Review

Baltimore, MD

About six months after my first visit to Christina's (see prior review) I got bored with my usual spots and finally decided to give it a second chance. The physical setup is the same- it's small…

kindofaloser· 3 yrs agolast: 1 yr ago 9