Reviews

Millstream Inn. You were my first club. You used to be so exciting. I used to go anticipating either the tingle of meeting someone new or seeing someone I knew I liked. There was always…

4 mos ago

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, PA

It is what it is. It isn't much.

Despite my earlier threat, I caved and went back to Sensations after only one year. I needed a change of scenery. Thankfully, the drive provided that. Sensations is well reviewed on this site, but a recap…

5 mos ago

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

(Bo)-ringing in the new year

★★★★★★2.0/10

Dear Night Shift, I want to like you. I really do. You're the nicest club in my rotation in terms of cleanliness and modern decor. You have huge TVs. A spinning pole. No tip walk! Your…

6 mos ago3

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

Daytime Doldrums

★★★★★★2.0/10

Night Shift originally opened at 6PM and it was so dead for the first 2-3 hours the old ownership moved opening back to 8PM (and it was still pretty quiet until 10PM, especially on weeknights).…

7 mos ago1

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

New Characters, Same Script

I had a long Saturday night and decided to see what was up at Night Shift, since I hadn't been there in about two months under the new ownership and since it has a reputation…

8 mos ago6

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, PA

Out of Town, Out of Luck

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I stopped in Scranton while traveling from Canada back towards MD and decided to check this place out. The Getaway Lounge is located about half an hour's worth of really boring drive south of Scranton. I…

11 mos ago

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, QC

Language Barrier, but no Culture Shock

I visited this place on a Tuesday afternoon. The first thing you notice is it is located in a small strip mall (no pun intended) between two other businesses along a main road. I guess…

11 mos ago2

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

New Ownership, Same Experience

Night Shift always seemed to be a place that should be doing better. It's clean, has a nice crisp decor (the bathroom could use a little work but it's perfectly acceptable), the wait staff has…

12 mos ago1

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Millstream Meh

Millstream Inn is located in a suburb of Baltimore on a relatively wooded road. Parking is free. I went on a Sunday afternoon, which is not my usual day, but this is what the schedule…

1 yr ago

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Overpriced and Underexciting

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Bored with my usual stops, I tried McDoogal's for the first time in almost three years and left... just as bored. McDoogal's is a simple well-identified (name in neon blue lights out front) building on a…

1 yr ago2

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, PA

See you again in three years, Sensations

With nothing to do on a Thursday night, I decided to go to Sensations for the first time in almost three years. Absolutely nothing has changed except some of the girls themselves, and even they…

1 yr ago

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

The Magic is Gone

I visited Millstream on a Wednesday afternoon. Nine dancers were listed on the website schedule, but I only saw six working. This happens frequently at Millstream, and it's quite aggravating, at least to this reviewer.…

1 yr ago

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Maxing Out Its Potential

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Ah, Haven Place. Blue collar neighborhood, free onsite parking, no cover, no security. For a while there, you used to be such a terrible place to spend time. Disinterested over the hill (Cathy, Princess) and/or…

1 yr ago1

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Not all bad. Maybe even pretty good.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After a few unspectacular visits to Night Shift without the desired result (sigh... that place should be so much better than it is, but that's another discussion, feel free to message if you'd like to…

2 yrs ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Nobody Could Even Give It Away

GGC has been reviewed many times on this site. The physical space is fine- clean, almost cavernous, the usual disco-ish lighting. Long offset stage with lots of ringside seating. TVs set to football. I went…

2 yrs ago4

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Not as Bad as Usual

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Crumbling under the stresses of life, I returned to Haven Place recently hoping for a pleasurable escape. HP is the same dump it's always been (looks like they got new barstools, everything else is the…

2 yrs ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Not Much Warmer Inside the Club than Outside

With an empty afternoon in front of me, decided to try GGC again on a Wednesday afternoon. Yes, that's as off-peak as it gets. Yes, my expectations are high. Still, GGC remains generally unexciting. GGC…

2 yrs ago4

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Nothing Special

I visited GGC on a Wednesday afternoon. I'd passed it many times, it looks very big, and their advertising is better than many other clubs. I guess I was expecting better. But Wednesday afternoons are…

2 yrs ago2

Desire

Baltimore, MD

The best kittens were in the parking lot

★★★★★★1.3/10

I visited Desire about four months ago (see prior review) and decided to give it a second chance. I have zero idea how Desire can possibly stay in business. I have zero idea how anyone…

2 yrs ago2

Night Shift

Baltimore, MD

Anita Encore

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

After taking a two-month hiatus from Night Shift, I returned twice in the past month. This review covers two visits in July 2023. Physically, the venue is still very nice and it is kept clean. The…

3 yrs ago

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Caught in a Downward Spiral

Haven Place has gone downhill from last year, and there's not a whole lot of hill left. This review combines two visits in Summer 2023. HP opens at 7PM but the girls begin around 8. I…

3 yrs ago

Desire

Baltimore, MD

Undesirable