The best kittens were in the parking lot

Tattletales

Levittown, PA

A little bit of business brought me to Philadelphia, so I figured I'd check a Philly club out. Of course, I still keep AARP hours and it was a Monday, so options were limited. The…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Millstream Inn. You were my first club. You used to be so exciting. I used to go anticipating either the tingle of meeting someone new or seeing someone I knew I liked. There was always…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, PA

Despite my earlier threat, I caved and went back to Sensations after only one year. I needed a change of scenery. Thankfully, the drive provided that. Sensations is well reviewed on this site, but a recap…

It was a Monday at noon. I parked in the rear next to a gas station. I've been here before a few times so I kinda know what to expect. I know this isn't the…

I visited on a Wednesday at 3pm looking for the most basic of entertainment: women dancing and stripping to music. I was able to park in the back of the club hidden kind of behind…

After years of popping into Desire, I think the flame has officially fizzled. I rolled up around 8:30pm, expecting the usual energy, but the place was practically a ghost town—just three dancers on deck. Slow…

On a Tuesday, I stopped by around 1pm on a whim. I parked in the back and walked around to the front entrance with faces a busy road. Then, I saw a sign that said…