Comments by elmer (page 10)

Desertscrub is correct Merrell Moab to hiking boot (Cabela's/ Bass pro shop) is without a doubt the best shoe I've ever owned. Been through all kinds of hell just toss in the washer and they still look great.

My apologies to the original SJG I fell for the impersonator

"Fuck yourself you impersonation troll" That's it? I would expect something better from someone of your intellect Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the one always spouting only chumps pay for dances?

"So I recently went to a strip club and got a few dances" What the hell's going on? You're telling us that you got dances? I was under the opinion dances were for chumps.

^ what he said Ugly with a fat ass. No thanks. Rather be celibate.

Only two. Makes life simpler i for yearly property tax 1 for auto & homeowners insurance

It means you're smarter than I am or your car broke down

^ yep same here

Summer what year at Industrial Strip?

But that again if you were that cheap you're going to be lonely

Tip walk can be disruptive at times especially if you're SJG in his FRMOS but as others have mentioned good time to inquire about a dance. Girls do a set of 3 so on average walk occurs once every 10 mins. If you're on the cheap and only tip a buck that's $6 per hr. No cover days and nights being $5 that's quite a bargain.

Wonder what kind of research and testing FDA performed before approval? Never mind there's things I just don't need to know

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase Coldcocked

I believe this is what she's trying to tell you https://youtu.be/ESotrzAtglA

Pay before you pump Anymore that's an escort line

Day before yesterday found myself at a small BBQ restaurant in a sketchy part of a town I wasn't familiar with. Ordered a half rack I asked the guy if the beens were spicy. Big black dude says I'll give them to you for free if you like them come back up and pay. Reading this thread was thinking how this could apply at the SC. Wow you're gorgeous I'll take four lap dances pls, and wondering if your BJ's are hot? Well sweetie I'll give you one for free if you like it then you pay BTW beans were so so and gave the $3 😊

Definitely a club ad if I ever seen one 🤣 Welcome back and stick around while Rev

The strippers mother does that count? I was getting a lap dance which was pretty much in the open for all to see when the dancers mother came in looking for her. Mom thought she was just a bartender. Fortunately for her the actual bartender knew the situation and said she had left for lunch. It was hilarious a 30-some woman trying to hide behind me so Mom wouldn't see her.

Name a place where you never thought of having sex? In the butt Bob https://youtu.be/2naTw9y7zsE

Married at 17 somehow she became pregnant? Nixon was in office Still married today.