Every place is fair game for me. In high school, often used a nearby graveyard because it was very private and almost never an interruption. The beach at night can be good too, but a few more interruptions. Broom closets at the office, the bathroom in a bar, the backseat of the car, you get the idea. Not every adventure has to be in the bedroom.
OP posted 10 hours ago. I've spent the entire time trying to think of a place I've: never thought of, never wished I had done, or never done. All I could come up with was the wing of a biplane - stunt man style. And now that's off the list, so: nope. I got nothing :).
Best RL time though was the conference table at work on a sunday in a NYC sky scraper with floor to ceiling windows. :)
I can’t say I never thought of fucking in a coffin. When I got my first place, my roommate was a freak show, and we had a pine box as our coffee table. So, the type of girls we brought back seemed ok with taking it in the coffin!
It was a shitty little apartment behind a decent pizzeria in Orange, NJ. The low life’s would unscrew the gas cap on my shitty old car and syphon the gas out of it. I bought a car without a radio, as I knew it would get stolen. I encountered one of the largest rats I’ve ever seen out by the pizzeria dumpster one night!
The place wasn’t unusual, but the circumstances were. I fucked a realtor when she was showing me a rental once. It was pretty great when she asked me to fuck her ass.
I’ve done it in a graveyard in high school. I think a lot of kids would park their car 🚘 in the graveyard or walk to it. Not a necropheliac but defiant my girlfriends idea.
I once fucked my boss's admin assistant right on the boss's desk. We had been secretly dating for a while. Out late one night we happened to be passing right by the office and there was one of those fancy espresso machines, so we stopped in for a coffee. (We both had keys to the place.) Within minutes we were going at it on the desk.
The funniest thing is our boss was a total neat freak, almost to the point of OCD. The next morning he was all pissed off that things were out of place. He interrogated everyone trying to find out who had been in his office and moved stuff around. Lol... he didn't even know the half of it.
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Best RL time though was the conference table at work on a sunday in a NYC sky scraper with floor to ceiling windows. :)
It was a shitty little apartment behind a decent pizzeria in Orange, NJ. The low life’s would unscrew the gas cap on my shitty old car and syphon the gas out of it. I bought a car without a radio, as I knew it would get stolen. I encountered one of the largest rats I’ve ever seen out by the pizzeria dumpster one night!
The place wasn’t unusual, but the circumstances were. I fucked a realtor when she was showing me a rental once. It was pretty great when she asked me to fuck her ass.
In the butt Bob
https://youtu.be/2naTw9y7zsE
I've had sex in a fake coffin once. It was a Halloween prop and ended up breaking it.
opps... did that.
how about the golf course?
The funniest thing is our boss was a total neat freak, almost to the point of OCD. The next morning he was all pissed off that things were out of place. He interrogated everyone trying to find out who had been in his office and moved stuff around. Lol... he didn't even know the half of it.