FDA authorizes first condom specifically marketed for anal sex

I was expecting a better name.

The Ass Hat, the Booty Beanie...

WOW!


Thanks doctorevil!

SJG

Does your org approve of booty banging?

ABSOLUTELY!

It will be a core part of the women's Sex Slave Initiation, inspired by Story of 'O'.

SJG

I've used 2 condoms for this and it worked just fine.

SJG is saying “now if they only made one for sex with goats.”

^^ Nah, SJG only fucks goats BB.

At what stage is the organization wt right now?

Its called sodomy. There is no such thing as "anal sex." Only fags and people who never advanced beyond Freud's poopy stage have any interest in this. There is a perfectly good hole millimeters away. The fuck is wrong with you weirdos?

Dave said "The fuck is wrong with you weirdos?"

The lack of self awareness here is pretty awe inspiring.

" Butt-stuff approved" ??? They do have some clever marketing promos.

Wonder what kind of research and testing FDA performed before approval?

Never mind there's things I just don't need to know

^^
Icee, SJG, Dave_Anderson, CJ Kent and Dixie_Normus all volunteered to be on the "receiving end" for the study. Unfortunately results were inconclusive because their gaping assholes were too loose to get any friction, and the rubbers don't fit on a baseball bat.