FDA authorizes first condom specifically marketed for anal sex

13 comments

• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  I was expecting a better name.
  
  The Ass Hat, the Booty Beanie...
• san_jose_guy

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  3 years ago

  WOW!
  
  
  Thanks doctorevil!
  
  SJG
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  Does your org approve of booty banging?
• san_jose_guy

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  3 years ago

  ABSOLUTELY!
  
  It will be a core part of the women's Sex Slave Initiation, inspired by Story of 'O'.
  
  SJG
• TJ Walker

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  3 years ago

  I've used 2 condoms for this and it worked just fine.
• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  SJG is saying “now if they only made one for sex with goats.”
• misterorange

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  3 years ago

  ^^ Nah, SJG only fucks goats BB.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  At what stage is the organization wt right now?
• Dave_Anderson

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  3 years ago

  Its called sodomy. There is no such thing as "anal sex." Only fags and people who never advanced beyond Freud's poopy stage have any interest in this. There is a perfectly good hole millimeters away. The fuck is wrong with you weirdos?
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  3 years ago

  Dave said "The fuck is wrong with you weirdos?"
  
  The lack of self awareness here is pretty awe inspiring.
• Warrior15

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  3 years ago

  " Butt-stuff approved" ??? They do have some clever marketing promos.
• elmer

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  3 years ago

  Wonder what kind of research and testing FDA performed before approval?
  
  Never mind there's things I just don't need to know
• misterorange

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  3 years ago

  ^^
  Icee, SJG, Dave_Anderson, CJ Kent and Dixie_Normus all volunteered to be on the "receiving end" for the study. Unfortunately results were inconclusive because their gaping assholes were too loose to get any friction, and the rubbers don't fit on a baseball bat.