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Delilah's Den Of Hazlet
417 S Laurel Ave
Keansburg, NJ 07734
Zoe Saldana's doppleganger giving VIP treatment
Walked in here on a Sunday night after the shore was a bust due to rain. I had read a few reviews on this place so thought…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(cipdevice)
Black Betty's
6290 Rt 35 N.
Sayreville, NJ 08879
Throwback spot with $20 LDs
The first time i stopped in here, i didnt know what to make of it. Very different vibe from most clubs in the area. Its like a cool metalhead…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Assmanjoe)
Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill
4 John St, Building A
Morristown, NJ 07960
5 out of 10
This place had struggled to open for a few years due to issues with the town, the pandemic, renovations, etc but has been fully open at least a year. You would hope they would have…
Club 15
619 NJ-15
Lake Hopatcong, NJ 07849
Right place, right time
I was on 15 south heading home with about an hour ride ahead of me and in bad need of a shitter. I tried wendys-locked, mcdonalds-locked. “Shit Siri what else is around here?” “Club 15…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
Red Zebra
238 NJ-34
Matawan, NJ 07747
The Hunt for Red PAWGtober
This place opened about a year ago but there were few TUSCL reviews on it and they weren’t great. They were trending in the right direction though and since it’s in my jurisdiction I went…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jigga2177)
Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club
972 U.S. 9
Parlin, NJ 08859
Compilation review of recent visits
Its been said by others on TUSCL that most clubs in NJ tend to fall into one of two categories: anything goes clubs or squeaky clean (by Jersey standards) bikini bars. My experience shows this…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
Hott 22
1731 US-22
Union, NJ 07083
The Prodigal Monger Returns
Stopped in here for the first time in many years a few months back. This was my local club growing up and having gone out and explored the world a little bit i realized that…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
XXXV Gentleman's Club
7090 NJ-35
Sayreville, NJ 08879
Seems like a crapshoot and a little sharky but had a great LD
I went on a weekday afternoon, they're open i think from 11 am to 4 am. You would have to be blind to miss the place from 35 and can see it from certain spots…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rileysummer)
Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern
221 US-46
Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803
Big brazilian titties for lunch
I was in the area with time to kill so i did a quick tuscl search which narrowed it down to this joint or rumors in nearby landing, nj. rumors had no power when i…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(greendoor)
Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club
972 U.S. 9
Parlin, NJ 08859
Opened em up on a monday so YEMV
Stopped by here a few months ago after i found out they opened at noon. I was in town with time to kill and decided to poke my head in. The building does not look…
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Went twice, all time favorite club
I was recently in South Florida for a bachelor party (great choice!) and we went to Scarlett's twice. Upon first entering it was like going to strip club heaven. I felt like a kid craning…
9 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(goosman)
Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St
Bound Brook, NJ 08805
Beautiful girls, not much else to brag about
I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying the girls have…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
