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review
published 9 mos ago
Zoe Saldana's doppleganger giving VIP treatment
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

7.0

Walked in here on a Sunday night after the shore was a bust due to rain. I had read a few reviews on this place so thought…

review
published 11 mos ago
Throwback spot with $20 LDs
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

7.7

The first time i stopped in here, i didnt know what to make of it. Very different vibe from most clubs in the area. Its like a cool metalhead…

review
published 1 yr ago
5 out of 10
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

6.3

This place had struggled to open for a few years due to issues with the town, the pandemic, renovations, etc but has been fully open at least a year. You would hope they would have…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Right place, right time
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

6.7

I was on 15 south heading home with about an hour ride ahead of me and in bad need of a shitter. I tried wendys-locked, mcdonalds-locked. “Shit Siri what else is around here?” “Club 15…

review
published 5 yrs ago
The Hunt for Red PAWGtober
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

8.3

This place opened about a year ago but there were few TUSCL reviews on it and they weren’t great. They were trending in the right direction though and since it’s in my jurisdiction I went…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Compilation review of recent visits
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

7.3

Its been said by others on TUSCL that most clubs in NJ tend to fall into one of two categories: anything goes clubs or squeaky clean (by Jersey standards) bikini bars. My experience shows this…

review
published 5 yrs ago
The Prodigal Monger Returns
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

8.7

Stopped in here for the first time in many years a few months back. This was my local club growing up and having gone out and explored the world a little bit i realized that…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Seems like a crapshoot and a little sharky but had a great LD
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

6.7

I went on a weekday afternoon, they're open i think from 11 am to 4 am. You would have to be blind to miss the place from 35 and can see it from certain spots…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Big brazilian titties for lunch
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

7.3

I was in the area with time to kill so i did a quick tuscl search which narrowed it down to this joint or rumors in nearby landing, nj. rumors had no power when i…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Opened em up on a monday so YEMV
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

7.7

Stopped by here a few months ago after i found out they opened at noon. I was in town with time to kill and decided to poke my head in. The building does not look…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Went twice, all time favorite club
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

8.0

I was recently in South Florida for a bachelor party (great choice!) and we went to Scarlett's twice. Upon first entering it was like going to strip club heaven. I felt like a kid craning…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Beautiful girls, not much else to brag about
reviewed by
Assmanjoe

8.0

I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying the girls have…