Reviews

12 reviews by Assmanjoe

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

Zoe Saldana's doppleganger giving VIP treatment

Walked in here on a Sunday night after the shore was a bust due to rain. I had read a few reviews on this place so thought…

1 yr ago4

Black Betty's

Sayerville, NJ

Throwback spot with $20 LDs

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The first time i stopped in here, i didnt know what to make of it. Very different vibe from most clubs in the area. Its like a cool metalhead…

2 yrs ago1

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, NJ

5 out of 10

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This place had struggled to open for a few years due to issues with the town, the pandemic, renovations, etc but has been fully open at least a year. You would hope they would have…

2 yrs ago

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, NJ

Right place, right time

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I was on 15 south heading home with about an hour ride ahead of me and in bad need of a shitter. I tried wendys-locked, mcdonalds-locked. “Shit Siri what else is around here?” “Club 15…

4 yrs ago2

Red Zebra

Matawan, NJ

The Hunt for Red PAWGtober

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This place opened about a year ago but there were few TUSCL reviews on it and they weren’t great. They were trending in the right direction though and since it’s in my jurisdiction I went…

6 yrs ago2

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, NJ

Compilation review of recent visits

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Its been said by others on TUSCL that most clubs in NJ tend to fall into one of two categories: anything goes clubs or squeaky clean (by Jersey standards) bikini bars. My experience shows this…

6 yrs ago2

Hott 22

Union, NJ

The Prodigal Monger Returns

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Stopped in here for the first time in many years a few months back. This was my local club growing up and having gone out and explored the world a little bit i realized that…

7 yrs ago4

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, NJ

Seems like a crapshoot and a little sharky but had a great LD

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I went on a weekday afternoon, they're open i think from 11 am to 4 am. You would have to be blind to miss the place from 35 and can see it from certain spots…

7 yrs ago1

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, NJ

Big brazilian titties for lunch

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was in the area with time to kill so i did a quick tuscl search which narrowed it down to this joint or rumors in nearby landing, nj. rumors had no power when i…

7 yrs ago1

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, NJ

Opened em up on a monday so YEMV

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Stopped by here a few months ago after i found out they opened at noon. I was in town with time to kill and decided to poke my head in. The building does not look…

7 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Went twice, all time favorite club

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was recently in South Florida for a bachelor party (great choice!) and we went to Scarlett's twice. Upon first entering it was like going to strip club heaven. I felt like a kid craning…

7 yrs ago9

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ

Beautiful girls, not much else to brag about

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying the girls have…

7 yrs ago2