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Delilah's Den Of Hazlet
417 S Laurel Ave
Keansburg, NJ 07734
Zoe Saldana's doppleganger giving VIP treatment
Walked in here on a Sunday night after the shore was a bust due to rain. I had read a few reviews on this place so thought…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(cipdevice)
Aug 31, 2024, 7:50 PM
Black Betty's
6290 Rt 35 N.
Sayreville, NJ 08879
Throwback spot with $20 LDs
The first time i stopped in here, i didnt know what to make of it. Very different vibe from most clubs in the area. Its like a cool metalhead…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Assmanjoe)
Jul 13, 2024, 6:19 AM
Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill
4 John St, Building A
Morristown, NJ 07960
5 out of 10
This place had struggled to open for a few years due to issues with the town, the pandemic, renovations, etc but has been fully open at least a year. You would hope they would have…
Mar 6, 2024, 2:54 PM
Club 15
619 NJ-15
Lake Hopatcong, NJ 07849
Right place, right time
I was on 15 south heading home with about an hour ride ahead of me and in bad need of a shitter. I tried wendys-locked, mcdonalds-locked. “Shit Siri what else is around here?” “Club 15…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
May 22, 2022, 7:02 PM
Red Zebra
238 NJ-34
Matawan, NJ 07747
The Hunt for Red PAWGtober
This place opened about a year ago but there were few TUSCL reviews on it and they weren’t great. They were trending in the right direction though and since it’s in my jurisdiction I went…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jigga2177)
Oct 25, 2019, 9:09 PM
Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club
972 U.S. 9
Parlin, NJ 08859
Compilation review of recent visits
Its been said by others on TUSCL that most clubs in NJ tend to fall into one of two categories: anything goes clubs or squeaky clean (by Jersey standards) bikini bars. My experience shows this…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
Aug 11, 2019, 9:19 PM
Hott 22
1731 US-22
Union, NJ 07083
The Prodigal Monger Returns
Stopped in here for the first time in many years a few months back. This was my local club growing up and having gone out and explored the world a little bit i realized that…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
Jul 25, 2019, 2:15 AM
XXXV Gentleman's Club
7090 NJ-35
Sayreville, NJ 08879
Seems like a crapshoot and a little sharky but had a great LD
I went on a weekday afternoon, they're open i think from 11 am to 4 am. You would have to be blind to miss the place from 35 and can see it from certain spots…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rileysummer)
Mar 17, 2019, 11:28 AM
Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern
221 US-46
Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803
Big brazilian titties for lunch
I was in the area with time to kill so i did a quick tuscl search which narrowed it down to this joint or rumors in nearby landing, nj. rumors had no power when i…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(greendoor)
Feb 15, 2019, 5:43 PM
Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club
972 U.S. 9
Parlin, NJ 08859
Opened em up on a monday so YEMV
Stopped by here a few months ago after i found out they opened at noon. I was in town with time to kill and decided to poke my head in. The building does not look…
Dec 30, 2018, 8:10 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Went twice, all time favorite club
I was recently in South Florida for a bachelor party (great choice!) and we went to Scarlett's twice. Upon first entering it was like going to strip club heaven. I felt like a kid craning…
9 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(goosman)
Dec 14, 2018, 7:08 PM
Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St
Bound Brook, NJ 08805
Beautiful girls, not much else to brag about
I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying the girls have…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Assmanjoe)
Dec 10, 2018, 6:36 PM
