Throwback spot with $20 LDs

The first time i stopped in here, i didnt know what to make of it. Very different vibe from most clubs in the area. Its like a cool metalhead dive bar/roadhouse vibe…with strippers! If you dont like dives you wont like this place, physically its…its not great ha. If you do like dives with unpretentious people, hot strippers and a steady stream of rock music its worth a stop.

Set in an old building thats very easy to drive past - it looks like a blue house and blends right in on the side of 35 - the interior has a wrap around bar surrounding the stage and bartenders. There are private lap dance booths in the back, one private vip booth, a small managers booth and thats pretty much it. One of the girls told me they have a basement too where they do comedy shows from time to time but she wasnt impressed. Her description reminded me of that scene in the sopranos “maximum security ladies and gentleman, maximum security.” “Getthis fuckin guy outta here” lol

The walls are decorated with knick knacks and shit like your neighborhood bar. The bathrooms old, cramped and dirty but who gives a fuck theres some hot strippers here. Bartenders are excellent - attentive and pretty much run the show and sometimes get in on it.

Ive been here 3 times recently and while the lineup was the best on my first trip, theres at least one really hot (7 and up) dancer every shift. Its not that big so they only had maybe 5 girls working at any one time. I assume more during busier hours. Girls were a good mix of white american chicks, black american chicks and latinas both american and newer arrivals. All body types and ages on display. In multiple visits Zuli was hands down the best - a costa rican beauty with a natural, VERY curvy body who gives terrific lapdances. If shes there shes worth the trip. LDs vary greatly in quality and mileage from girl to girl like anywhere else but happy to report theyre only $20 here and in a private stall so go ahead and get the sampler platter. Not many places left doing $20 lds in nj. This is a go-go/bikini bar so full bar, beers are $5-$8 range. I dont remember specifics for vip as i didnt partake but i think its around $125-150 for 15 or 20 minutes. Definitely seemed like shenanigans were a possibility with the right dancer. No cover when i visited. Dollar parade is light and the girls like to chat and hang. Little to speak of as far as stage show. They mostly just strut and shake their ass, some pole action.

This place is old school in the best ways possible. Reminds me of the strip club from beverly hills cop with a little from dusk til dawn thrown in. Its not fancy or aggressive or trendy or a money vacuum and it doesnt want to be. First time ive heard frank sinatra in a strip club and EVERYONE was singing along. Good times can be had and it seems most of the dancers and customers are local so strong jersey vibes throughout. Could be interesting experience for an out of stater. Also their schtick is “njs only all rock go-go”. Theres a jukebox and youll hear all types of rock and some pop from 60s to present times. Some spanish music and r&b but little to no hip hop or edm.