Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern
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221 US-46 Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803

Big brazilian titties for lunch

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Assmanjoe
Feb 15, 2019, 5:43 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I was in the area with time to kill so i did a quick tuscl search which narrowed it down to this joint or rumors in nearby landing, nj. rumors had no power when i walked in and i was the only person in there...moved on to rest a bit which was my plan b.

Next time im up in sussex/northern morris its my plan a. The place is small, like really small and looks like a restaurant/tavern from the outside. Its easy to miss on rt 46. I got there right after opening (noon) and as i was parking this thick latina with a cute face about 30ish is walking in. Shes got the goods covered by her coat but she's very pretty and has nice, thick legs showing under a skirt and I think I'm about to enjoy myself.

I go in a minute later and theres already a bunch of locals, mostly middle-aged white guys playing pool and shooting the shit with some girls. Good laid back atmosphere. This place had a pool table, a bar that seats less than ten people with the stage behind it, a couple tvs, i think 3 lap dance booths and thats about it. Which frankly was perfect for 1230 on a thursday but dont expect the spearmint rhino. This is a typical Jersey hole in the wall go-go/bikini bar. Yes bikini bar, so full bar and no nudity on stage. I sit at the bar, get a beer, watch a couple girls, hand out a few singles and have to run to the bathroom as i had been on the road for sometime. Bathroom was normal. I go back to the bar and miss thunder thighs herself is sitting at the bar next to where my beer is, chatting with a friend. Sometimes you get lucky but this place was so small with most of the other customers totally hanging back that i would have gotten to her eventually regardless. We hit it off immediately. She was very chatty, huuuuge smile and even bigger natural tits.

I'll break here to describe the other options on stage, mostly brazilian and russians. There was one hot really tall russian girl with big naturals but not a whole lot of personality (7), one russian spinner with no english, tits, ass or personality and braces to boot (2...yes a 2, some might like the schoolgirl look or whatever but not for me, she was kind of sleazy too), one older brazilian with surprisingly decent body but out of my preferred age range (5), one japanese chick whose been talked about on tuscl before because she has no business being a stripper - cute face and an ok body (no real T&A to speak of) but she just puts her hand out for dollars and bows...thats it, thats all she does, maybe some rhythmic head bobbing on stage for her dance routine (3), and the girl who sat next to me at the bar who i watched walk in and gave me an instant hard on as soon she said hi to me (8 - thick and curvy, great personality, sexy accent). She was brazilian and was a lot of fun to talk to. Then i went home. End of review.

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