Zoe Saldana's doppleganger giving VIP treatment

Walked in here on a Sunday night after the shore was a bust due to rain. I had read a few reviews on this place so thought it worth trying but still felt as if venturing into the unknown. I walked in there and you could hear a pin drop - no music on, no customers in sight and no dancers on the stage but plenty of staff hanging around which i thought was strange. My instinct was to turn and walk out at this point but the lone dancer in the place said "not so fast Joey". She was a beautiful black Cubana and came right over along with the bartender once they saw me. At that point I decide a coors light is in order to properly feel the place (and my potential service provider) out.

Coors light was $7 so typical beer prices for a titty bar. The place had a full bar so bikinis on the dancers. Physically the club was nice but not outstanding, totally acceptable. For a large place to have only two dancers on (one more showed up later), two bouncers (one near entrance, one at VIP/LD area), one staff guy just floating around and a bartender for a grand total of three customers gave the place kind of a sad vibe and also made me wonder how they were possibly making any money. No cover charge at the door. The staff was nice no issues. The staff was also all black as were the dancers, which I was suprised by since its in an overwhelmingly white town.

Back to my Cubana, whose name I forget but Ill call her Zoe as she looked freakishly like Zoe Saldana lol, she was both overly pushy and sweet. Also very professional as she laid out pricing for everything and stuck to it. I started off with some LDs ($20 per song I believe) which were good - high mileage, nipples out - but not great as she was pushing VIP in broken english the whole time. Vibe was a little off for me because of that but after I suggested she ease up with the hardselling things improved on the next one and I decided to go for the VIP. $100 for the room for 15 minutes and $100 to her which covered everything. Pretty good deal for a chick Id rate a 7.8 - great face and tits, slim body, small but nice ass.

All in all, based on the hour or so i spent there on an offpeak night, Its an ok club where VIP seems to be the main attraction. I wont be going out of my way to go back here but I would go back if in that area based on results and price. Clubs on a side street right off of rt 36 in a quiet, suburban neighborhood.