Seems like a crapshoot and a little sharky but had a great LD

I went on a weekday afternoon, they're open i think from 11 am to 4 am. You would have to be blind to miss the place from 35 and can see it from certain spots on the driscoll bridge heading south. Giant, bright red, lit up "XXXV Club" right on the highway. So from the outside, it definitely looks like a strip club. On the inside it definitely looks like a strip club, right down to the naked women door handles lol

Upon walking in there is two stages and a bunch of chairs and sofas all around and a bar. I got my mandatory water and was eventually greeted by a beautiful, curvy, american blonde who may or may not have been all natural by the name of kennedy. she was at first the only dancer in there and i was the only patron...just us and security who were pretty serious. If you go later in the day like after 4 or 5, theres a cover, full patdown, and no phones allowed in but none of that early on. I believe they continue to up the cover charge as the day/night goes on. Kennedy was very pretty, a little thick with t & a to go around :) (8.5). I took her for a lap dance at either 25 or 30 and the girl stops after like 30 seconds and goes and gets a sheet to put on my lap "i have very sensitive skin" womp womp womp - boner down, i repeat boner down! uggh it eventually came back but it was a struggle after that. didnt stop her for pressing for VIP pretty hard, though. one and done.

i go back out to the main area and theres now a skinny, tatted up black girl with green hair and nose rings and shit sitting there...(5, just not for me). i was not interested but she too was pressing hard for a lap dance and then VIP when i said no (notice a theme here?). A few minutes later a short, latin looking blonde with an ok but really slutty face, and nice little body with fake tits comes on stage. Shes eye fucking the shit out of me and i liked the way she moved so i took her back to LDs and she nearly made me bust (Ding, ding, ding! "We have a winner!"). We were both all hot and sweaty after one song and panting like dogs in heat catching our breaths and shit, it was hot. She did this trick where she stroked my hard on (which was in my pants to be clear) with her vag by propping herself up in the booth (with some assistance from me) and sliding back and forth on my boner...very hot! i probably could have cum from that alone had it gone on for a few songs but we started talking VIP and it was like $300+ :( im sure she would have taken care of me, though. It was a lot more than i wanted to spend and i was about to make the bad decision and do it as probably 60% of my bloodflow had been redirected to my dick away from my brain (penis - "we need more blood down here! stat! i dont care where it comes from motherfucker, take it from the brain!" brain - "really? again? ...fine. what a dick.") but as I'm contemplating my phone rings and its a client who i was on my way to see. I step out to take the call, some blood starts to trickle back into my brain and i make the responsible decision. (Tuscl crowd - "Boooo! Boooo!" Boooo this man!" assman - "yeah, yeah, yeah. i got bills too, son") She was a short brazilian named Bianca, highly recommended.

KEY INFO - Mandatory one drink ($5 waters) early in the day and fees continue to rise and really pile on as it gets later. Also mandatory phone check later on and they search you.

Girls were decent but it was early on a weekday. All pushed hard for VIP and it seemed like they all would accommodate but very pricey. Granted you might have to do the old hole-in-a-sheet Amish style lol WTF? Couldnt get over that. Only time thats ever happened to me.