Opened em up on a monday so YEMV

Stopped by here a few months ago after i found out they opened at noon. I was in town with time to kill and decided to poke my head in. The building does not look like much from the outside, like many jersey clubs. You wont notice it on RT 9 if youre not looking for it and might miss it if you are. Look for the black sign with white letters as the club itself is small and backed up off the highway a little. Its right by the mcdonalds and, conveniently, a BofA ATM. I walked in about 12:05pm, first guy in there (*knock**knock* "Are yous open yet?"*knock*"Howbout now?"). Bar is straight in front of the door and the stage is beyond that with seating sporadic throughout. For about 20 minutes it was just me and the bartender, Dina. She was hot (8.5), scantily clad, very nice and friendly in that im-nice-but-dont-fuck-with-me-i-dont-need-a-fuckin-bouncer-ill-woop-your-ass-myself-jersey kind of friendly. We got along very well and she was a good conversationalist. On the inside it was a nice, clean establishment and was completely renovated in the last year or two according to the hot barmaid. It looked like it was.

The first girl to wipe the sleep from her eyes and come join me was a baby spinner (very petite, rail-like body, no thanks) who looked polish but was half-italian/half-black and was sorely lacking in the T&A dept. She was nice enough and had a pretty face but not my type, id give her a 5/10* but thats my scale. She had allegedly been on the job for a week or two and i have no reason to doubt it. Second girl hit the stage and was a curvy, thick but in shape black girl with plenty of T&A whose body sling was not containing anything. I'd give her an 8.5. I wound up spending most of my time with her as she was much more my type physically and the options were very limited to start. More girls started showing up as 1-2 o'clock rolled around, including my fave of the day, bella, who was a wild, sexy filipina (8) with awesome tits (10, nipples 12) and was a lot of fun at the bar. She unfortunately was not giving lapdances but i got the feeling she could have blown my mind. I got one or two dances from the 8.5 black girl but between her sharkiness ("VIP...VIP...extras...VIP") and a look & vibe like she literally rolled out of bed and went to work... i was a little underwhelmed. Eventually learned she doesnt work here anymore, not surprising.

By about 230-3 PM, there were enough girls working to do a half-assed dollar parade (ugggh) which my new friend bella helped somewhat shield me from (she bought me shots too, so be friendly if you see her). By about 330-4 there were probably 5 or 6 girls on, and more coming in, including a smoking brickhouse latina with nice curly hair (9) who gave me a fiery malochio for not giving her a dollar for doing absolutely nothing, another hot latina (7.5) and a couple run-of-the-mill hot russians (i dont know...7s?). I left around 4 as i had to get back to life but i liked what i saw coming in, dancerwise, on my way out. One funny thing i noticed, no less than three of these chicks told me they were in nursing school...LOL. Come on, get your stories straight, ladies.

No cover but i was there at fucking noon on a monday so definitely not their A-Team either. As far as clientele only other guy there to start was one middle-aged guy who got really drunk, really fast and was asked to leave as he was being rude to the girls and belligerent (at 1:30 pm on a monday lol). Also some jacked guy came in and all the girls flocked to him (boooo!), the black girl told me he was a male stripper and was dating one of the girls or something so use some judgement, especially in the main area. I believe this guy either threw out the drunk too or assisted the bouncer but he clearly didnt work here, almost like an auxiliary bouncer situation. A few other nondescript office/corporate types & some blue collars & possibly no collars in there later on. Bud lights were like $5, i believe they have food but kitchen wasnt open.

They have a "Latin party night" on thursdays which judging by the club's setup, location and the few latina dancers i saw on my way out is probably fucking awesome if you like big booty spanish chicks. I still have to check that out. Doublecheck their website/ig/fb/call them as im not sure if its every thursday. All in all, i had a surprisingly good time for early on a monday and want to go back for mamacita night. Its Jersey so this is a mixed club, as far as dancers, clientele, everything - no ethnicity really dominated. Parlin (the area of sayreville & old bridge that the clubs in) is a very diverse area and mostly working/middle class suburban in character.