The Hunt for Red PAWGtober

This place opened about a year ago but there were few TUSCL reviews on it and they weren’t great. They were trending in the right direction though and since it’s in my jurisdiction I went to scout it. Its in Matawan, pretty close to GoGoRama, on a relatively quiet stretch of 34 in a suburban area. It is surrounded by parking but its discreet in the back, which is where the entrance is. As soon as I walked in I saw a stupid thick, very curvy brunette with a very ample ass on the pole...excellent first impression of this place. I got all excited, wiped the drool from my lip, slickly applied it to my eyebrows and bonerdly strutted my way over to the bar but the bouncer intercepted me - “Gotta check the id brotha…Aight youre good, enjoy your night Joseph” - no cover and this was around 730 on a Friday night. $5 Bud lights and hot bartenders. Sweet.

I settle in and Terminator-style take in the sights: beautiful PAWG (phat ass white girl) on stage (target #1 - 8.5), hot brazilian chatting up the suit next to me (def an option, target #2 - 8), Latina on the other side of the bar (8.5, target #3 and sexiest moves of the night by far). The place is nice and has an upscale vibe, a lot of red velvet in there. Layout is typical Jersey Go-Go - about 20 seat U-shaped bar wrapped around the stage with another maybe 8 plush egg chairs right up on the stage in the back. The stage is actually ”T” shaped and fits inside the “U”. The experience is much better in the seats at the short end of the “T”. You get plenty of attention from the girls on stage and get to avoid most of the dollar parade, but youre stage-tipping so that kind of evens out. (Similar layout to Bourbon St in Sayreville if youre familiar, but much lighter dollar parade here). Tough to get drinks though, as the bartender has to walk all the way around the stage. Dollar parade seemed very light but probably had to do with my seat.

When miss onion booty came around for her tip, I politely asked for a lapdance and that was that - spent the rest of my night with her, which is rare for me lately. I usually have to try a bunch first in a new club but she had my full attention from the first second I walked in the door. LD’s were very good - full roaming, stickshifting, topless for a small tip, as much ass, thighs, tits in my face and on my lap as I could handle, plenty of slow, sensual grinding. She kept slowly but surely pulling more LD tricks out of her bag as 1 dance turned into 7 or 8. Might have made better sense to have done VIP, I think the brazilian said $160, as I ended up dropping right around that on a nice stack of lapdances but this was a “first visit” recon trip and the rhythm of the night just didn’t really call for it, didn’t seem to be a big draw here. Having had the experience that I did though, I had to try it with Miss Thiccness on the next trip…

---- The PAWGa Continues… (Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang!) ---