Comments by Brnbch

I believe it's a must to go commando at most strip clubs. If it's a high-mileage extras club it's WAY easier access to get started and if it's a lame or unknown club, even a basic grind feels better. I've had impromptu club visits that weren't planned, wearing jeans and underwear, and have had a dancer get disappointed that "I wasn't getting to that place she was trying to get me" because of too many layers between us lol.

I believe sexualizing the female foot to one degree or another has run through our society for a long time. Look at older pin-up art or movie posters that can't show to much but want to communicate sexuality would show a woman posed or being carted off by a monster barefooted. The fact that every woman used to have a pair of strappy open toed "Fuck me" pumps in her closet when she wanted to attract a guy. Most foot guys won't admit having a fetish because of the stigma and a lot of guys may not want toes in their mouth but can appreciate nice, well kept feet at the end of a smoothly shaved leg.

As a full on foot guy, I can say YES WE NOTICE FEET! I of course notice all the other parts also but most men think if you taking care of your tootsies you're probably also taking care of EVERY other part. I've found that most dancers either have done lots of foot play or none at all. I suspect it's a thing that's requested if they have pretty feet and not at all if they don't. Some of the best dancers I've met either done some footjobs or have the sexual curiosity to want to try to get you off in a way they've never done before. Others just find it relaxing or ticklish to have their feet played with in sexual situations.

Wow!! The stupidity spewed here masquerading as facts tells me sadly this thing isn't going away anytime soon.

I'm not sure how safe it is to drive down the road in pursuit wearing a bush! Nice try but no thanks! Tell me how it turns out when you get pulled over! Other than that good info to know. Would camo do? In my experience it makes less noise in the closet.

Review should at least include if the price that was negotiated included extras or not (preferably what act was paid for) We dont know if you think $180 was good for a decent lap dance or 30 minute, blow your mind, full service fuck!!

What is exactly excepted here? I know it's not a BJs and FS club but what level of mileage is allowed here? Is it just a sit and grind club or is it like my local DeJa Vu that if you're in the VIP it's tits in the mouth and you can fondle anything but the kitty until the inevitable happens in your boxers? My experiences over the last couple of decades is that the mid-level mileage clubs are populated with talent that mostly has the understanding that even though your pecker stays zipped up but if you're putting down the coin for a VIP you better be getting off someway.

They have a private VIP? Or is it just the same couches up stairs you just pay for time not per dance?

If it's Layna not Lana then she's worked there for like 10 years. I haven't seen her in four or five years, but back then she was tan and about 5'4 had a fantastic set of natural D's. She always was decently attractive but had a body right out of Playboy. Of course she could of gone downhill since those days.

Great review! I always love these are the type of reviews that are the most useful for my decisions making. Prices, names and descriptions of the entertainers are the data points that I enjoy more than how many cars are in the lot or a particular vibe a night has. We need more of these kinds of reviews that name names IMO

I once asked a dancer in a mostly non-extras club if in the VIP, if she'll get my off ... her answer was a surprisingly sexy "Its been known to happen". To me that sounded like a humble brag. Lol ...So cut to, after I paid her for the dance 1st (DEJA VU) her demanding a $20 up charge if I wanted to touch her tits. WTF? Obviously things went down from there. From then on if I don't get an affirmative on what exactly I want, I'll walk away.

..And 2nd question...I always wonder about personal rating systems. Does it qualify overall looks or just body/face? For an example I haven't seen Laneya in a couple years but back then she was trim, athletically figured with spectacular tits but just average looking in the face, so in my book she wasn't a butter face but would be a 6 out on the street, But she moves to a 7 or 7.5 just because naked she had that playmate body. And was willing to smother me with it. The other end of the spectrum, I've seen super hot girls (9 or 10s) that get in the VIP and disrobe and they turn to 6s.

Good review. I've been going to LDV for decades and I can vouch for sinclair's mention of wide variations in mileage. But I have a couple of questions for you. Which of your dancers in your cheat sheet would you take back to the VIP if you were there? In a perfect world your 8s 9s and especially the 10 (Cinnamon, Pixie, Katie, Delaney) are the fun ones but if this was a perfect world I wouldn't be typing this from work.. I would be spending my days trying to divest myself of my vast fortune with anything in a G string.

Is Linzee's VIPs in line with the rest of the dancers $.50 to $$.50 or is there a premium for a well reviewed dancer like her? The only time I was at the Cricket, my maiden voyage to the VIP was with a chick that said she doesn't have sex and then tried to charge me 350 for a BJ because "I've been in penthouse magazine"

Thanks for all the advice here. So next time I'll budget more time and negotiate the fee at the bar based on the act I want to receive regardless of song count and using my last experience as a base, be willing to walk if the GPS starts. The numbers written here were nowhere near what she was throwing out so I know that with a little more practice I'll get a feel of what's worth what.

You might be on to something DC9428. If you make the correlation to the other side of things strip club wise, I've read many complaints about the new generation of young dancers of not wanting to really do anything for their money. From bitching about having to get off their pretty asses and leave the relative comfort of their regular's booth and go up on stage or even *GASP* walk the floor looking for the opportunity for new revenue. They'd rather bitch about not making money like the veteran (read older) dancers. I'm not sure if the apparent uptick in GPS is related to this age group that's notoriously known for the toxic cocktail of soaring levels of self-worth mixed with plummeting levels of usable grey matter. Google "Illusory superiority" connected with the Dunning–Kruger effect. (Or POTUS)

Papi.... No cut and paste! Just an observation straight out of my own ass. I also have had some memorable moments in SCs over my life. From the days when dancers would put more emphasis on the stage performance than the lap or VIP. I remember when a dancer came to the stage dressed as a teacher or cheerleader or even naughty school girl. Anyone remember the infamous blanket dance? For uninitiated , it was when a performer would bring out and perform on a blanket, usually on her last song, seductively writhing around on the stage, effectively simulating banging her invisible lover. To me it was always preferred to the pole gymnastics that followed the years later! But I digress...