Broke My Cherry. Did Everything Wrong.

For years I've said I need to go to the Detroit clubs but never could justified the two-hour drive to get there. Far too long I've had to settle for the lukewarm talents @DejaVu Lansing and for a self perclaimed stripclub junkie, never being to the mecca of midwest strip club scene is embarrassing. But this year was different. I was spending a few days in the Big D and hell or high water I was going to thrust a bunch of 20s in the hand of a hot little naked 20 something in exchange for her VIP skills.

I picked The Cricket because of proximity to my hotel and mostly positive reviews. My first choice was Flight Club but wasn't sure of the dress code (I only packed shorts and golf shirts.)The bad news was I had only a limited time to be away so this was going to be crash course in negotiating this world.

REVIEW... Thurs around midnight. Busy parking lot behind building and felt pretty safe. Doorman was friendly. Cover was $10. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer from a very pretty bartender. The place was pretty packed and there was about 20-25 dancers and lots of customers. Bulk of the dancers were 6s and 7s with an 8 or two. Maybe 2 AA , 2 Hispanic or middle eastern. Way better quality than any shift @ LansingDV. 2 dancers were on main stage. One, a blond spinner, had an outstanding body but couldn't tell how old or pretty. Something up with her teeth. But really nice Bcups and a killer ass. The other was odd looking. Looking around the room there was pretty much every body type. Tall pretty blonde but a little thick for me. A couple of hot brunette/black haired girls with ice blue eyes. A tall skinny brunette beauty hit the stage wearing a leather strappy unitard thing. She looked like a model..all legs, no tits (Rayne maybe?) I wanted to check out others but most were sitting in booths.

Suddenly the spinner from the stage with the killer ass sits down next to me at the bar and starts chatting. The weird thing about her teeth was that she has braces. Some guy started hoovering around grousing about me taking his seat so since the clock was ticking I asked about the VIPs right off..

1st VIP rule BROKEN.....She explains the $10 vip cover and we head to the curtains without any negotiations.