Comments by wiffle shwaffle (page 5)

Omg Nina, who??? Message me lol. The manager I was referring to was Steve (RIP). He really wanted to catch someone in the act and couldn't. He came up me asking if this girl "is dirty" because she was newer and she and I had become work friends quick. Her dances were questionable indeed and she had come from Penthouse (and you know how closed minded everyone there was about coming from an extras friendly club).

"valet is a good way for the bar to size your level of intoxication before you drive off." I agree. If you leave a bar when drunk and get into an accident, you can pursue legal action against them. "In some cases a valet can fit more cars in a small lot by blocking in some cars." Also this. It's like Tetris with cars! Think of Landing Strip with it's tiny ass parking lot. They always block in damcers' cars before customers's cars. Though they did back my car into a fucking post and tried to tell me a truck hit it driving through from the lot next door. They paid for a new rear bumper and had the scratch along the side of my car fixed. I was so pissed off. But they're a separate company from the club despite wearing Landing Strip t-shirts. Or look at Legends. They don't have a parking lot, but they are in downtown Detroit. The price of valet there is so high because they rent parking spaces in the lot across the street. Post pandemic, there are new valet guys and a friend told me they park cars along the street now instead, but I don't know if that's true. At least at Legends though, you can park in the lot behind the club for $10 instead and not wait almost an hour for your car at the end of the night. Or you can park for free at the casino and walk two blocks.

If you want to. I don't care. My first Detroit club, Bouzouki, put cameras in the "vip" rooms to deter girls from basically getting fingered or meticulously sliding hands down customers' pants. I remember a manager throwing a tantrum because he wanted to catch one of the girls in the action and couldn't. The quality of those cameras was awful. Black and white and suuuuper grainy. The ones at Vu were at least in color and decent enough quality so you could make out little details in sight. One of the managers there was a hound and slept with some of the girls. He loved to spill the beans about background info at Vu when he would come see me at Legends as a customer.

"Overweight" can be misconstrued for being out of shape as well, which are different from each other. Being out of shape can lead to being overweight though. However, according to the CDC, one can't determine if someone is overweight without their BMI. So, again, a subjective comment. Reference: https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/adult/defining.html

In most FWB situations I've been in, one of us developed feelings of jealousy. I also like to be the exclusive FWB because I'm worried about STDs. In your situation, I would suggest writing something out for her to sign if you own the home. This will cover your ass in case she breaks something or for insurance reasons or whatever. Don't put in there the agreement for no rent for sex obviously, but just a general housing agreement. It would benefit her as well if she were trying to get State aid or something, too. If this does happen for you, I would suggest you both sit down and talk about expectations for the "relationship/FWB" and what is/is not okay. And also please realize she doesn't owe you all of her time - especially if she's in school. And I would hope she would realize the same about you. *I just reread your post and saw that it's past tense, but I'm too lazy to change my wording above.

The waitress may be a 7 to you, but she's a 9 or 10 to someone else. Same with your comment about the dancer. Ratings like that are subjective and biased toward your own preference. No touching during the dance? Was that her rule or a bouncer said that? "was legal outside of Detroit city lines, clubs just didn't allow it". Wrong. Nudity is not allowed in ANY sexually oriented business in the State of Michigan *if* alcohol is served. While they got away with it in the past, it's because they didn't get busted by LARA. Nudity is only allowed in "juice bars", such as Deja Vu clubs.

Oh shit. I forgot about Traffic Light, so thank you. I'll suggest it to her, too (but I don't know if they're open or not).

No Doge though? No going to the Moon? 🥺

"nobody was fat" is a completely subjective comment to make. Weight is perceived differently by everyone. Whether it's that you forgot her name or didn't want to name her, I'm glad no names were mentioned. Cool of you to do that.

I assume cup sizes are guestimates unless you asked every since dancer listed what size they are. However, I appreciate you not ranking them. I hate when reviewers do that as it's all subjective.

OP's orignal post is oozing with entitlement. We (dancers) have lives outside of work and owe you 0% of our time outside of the club. Stop being a whiney, entitled little brat and realize that.

"Most of the girls at Centerfolds were unattractive and they all did extras. The club was boring and money did not seem to be good for dancers unless they fucked a lot of guys." Sounds almost exactly like the CF in Detroit lol. Except they stopped allowing extras and it became a neighborhood "cheers style" club with the same customers and dancers almost every day or every few days. I never made more than $200 on a weekend night there because there were never any customers. I love the club for it's all/only rock music mantra, but it wasn't worth it for me to waste my time. They did have cats that hung out in the parking lot though. The owner owns property next door and would feed the cats there.

"Video monitored" but not recorded most likely. Angels is a brand owned by Deja Vu. I'm assuming the vip is set up nearly the same way. A lot of wild and crazy stuff happened at my Deja Vu afterhours and, while there were cameras in the vip, they were not recording. Basically, it was a livestream for in the office. If someone wasn't in the office and didn't see it happen on the camera, then they couldn't stop mischief from happening. I can't say how I know that though - or at least publicly. I assume Angels is set up the same way. Cameras to deter the ladies and customers from misbehaving.

@Nina, regardless of whether my friend goes with me or not, I'm going to check out Dream Girls. Apparently they have a lyra now!! (Aerial hoop) And some of the girls we worked with at Vu are there now. When are we getting that lunch? Message me on Facebook if you want to do it soon. 😘❤️

Topless. My friend worked in Jackson already. I'm going to tell her about Angels and also suggest Dream Girls.

No. I thought Angels is nude? My friend doesn't want to dance nude (otherwise I would suggest to her we go to Deja Vus). I'm considering Dream Girls. I know some girls there do extras, but I believe the amount who don't out number those who do.

1. I know some girls at Flight who say they don't do extras and then go ahead and read reviews on here stating otherwise. One friend from Deja Vu Ypsilanti works there and says she doesn't do them, but I read a review to where she said she gave a quote for $300 and the customer passed. (This is one more example of why names should be left out of god damn reviews). She may be telling me the truth - I don't know. But I know others have lied to me. 2. When I was last at Landing Strip in October, I noticed there were more non-extras girls than those who were extras friendly. But that seems to have changed based off of recent reviews on here. 3. Coli requires a cabaret license. 4. It was my first club in this area. Fuck that place. 5. Requires a dance license. No Detroit City limits clubs.

I've also read recent reviews about Silver Criket where customers are complaining because fewer girls are willing to do extras due to really good stage money instead. I used to work at this club as a dancer and coat check and I know I'm welcome back at any time. If anybody has any honest intel about this place or Landing Strip, we would appreciate it. I would love to go to Flight Club again, but I know that it would be a waste of my time and money because of extras and stuff.

When I was last at Landing Strip in October, I noticed there were more non-extras girls than those who were extras friendly. But that seems to have changed based off of recent reviews on here.

RIP to an icon.

Washtenaw County's prosecutor is no longer pursuing prostitution cases in that county. I keep telling everyone local to do their escorting business there now.

^ I second what he said.

I've seen drivers like that in northern Michigan. And frankly, big they're going to fuck with traffic following them like that, then they just need to get their little baby bitch asses off the roads. Snowy roads can be dangerous and these little whiney bitch drivers actually make it more dangerous of seasoned and experienced drivers.

Brave of OP to make such a generalization based off of what two entertainers once admitted to him. Some jobs require one to test negative, dude. So it's not that simple to just get a job. But the ignorant will believe in and assume what they want without having done any real research. 🤷‍♀️😘 It sounds like OP is just butt hurt and jealous of the assumptions he's making from the stories he was told. 😏

^not comfortable in your opinion though. The disappointment comes when the client doesn't specify EXACTLY what s/he wants. If they don't communicate, then the companion won't know.