Reviews by Muddy

Longview, TX. Seemed like a commericial area around here. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, you could walk in from left or right. Enter in. Layout is like just Texas dive bar,...

Longview, TX. Thrusday night. Seemed like an alright part of town. Plenty of parking in the lot. A couple guys in body armor outside do the pat down. Walk in. Girl at the register,...

Tyler, TX. About 1 hour east of Dallas. Thursday night. Fairly wooded area, not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nobody there go right to the bar. Latina bartender. She says $25...

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Pretty nice club, closest one to downtown. Plenty of parking. Cover was $10 I think, military comp'd. Nice building, definitely an upscale joint. I head...

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seemed ok to me. Going down I think it was Northwest street, I went airborne over the fucking railroad tracks. Also this is the closest club to NAS Pensacola...

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Right across from Babe's. You can this both from 110. Parking lot was full so I went in the lot next door. Walk in, big crowd in the small lobby....

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seems alright, big car accident right out here in front though on that bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems ok. Walk in. Guy at the front,...

Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's. You know what I was going to hit some of the clubs in the southwest part of town but I just said you know fuck all...

Dora, AL. Saturday night after midnight. Outside of Birmingham really way out in the fucking boonies. You driving in the woods and then there's a clearing with this club. That's where it's at. Plenty...

Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. First stop in Birmingham. Nice part of Birmingham, big commercial area, all the big box and chain stores. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the desk. ID check. Cover...

South Fulton, GA. Near a few clubs, west side of ATL. Probably not the greatest area but not the worst. Sunday afternoon. I was passing though Atlanta on my way to North Carolina thought...

Hickory, NC. Sunday night. New Years eve. Area seems fine to me. Right up the road from Thee Playhouse, the only two clubs in Hickory. I hit this one first I would go there...

Hickory, NC. Sunday night, New Years eve. Just came from Treasure club just up the road. Big lot, pretty full. Walk in, girl at the front desk. cover was I believe $20 or $25....

Chattanooga, TN. Saturday night. Last stop. Right by the airport. I don't think this part of town is the greatest in Chattanooga but it ain't bad over here. Plenty of parking in the lot....

Chattanooga, TN. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy at the front behind the bar. ID check, I think the cover was $10 with a one drink minimum. I...

Knoxville, TN. Friday night. Commerical area, tons of stuff around. Safe area. Drive big sign says been around since '78. Park in the back. Parking is a little tight but I found a spot....

Knoxville, TN. Saturday night. Right off the Alcoa highway. Area seems fine. Big parking lot. Walk up and in. BTW watch the step here, while I was leaving I almost tripped and busted my...

Powell, TN. Friday night. Just came from Emerald's. Area is fine, commercial road. Just a past a Weigals. Kind of a looks like a big shack. Plenty of parking. Walk in, older country guy...

Knoxville, TN. Friday night. Start of a Knoxville strip club journey. Safe area, commerical road. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window. Cover is $12, id check. Walk in. Layout, one main...

Asheville, NC. Saturday night. Only club in town. Area seemed safe, right across the street from the Swannanoa River. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nice at the front kind of had the Donald Trump...

Johnson City, TN. Saturday night. Only strip club in the Tri Cities. Area seemed real fine, just outside of downtown, plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window, says cover is $21. ID...

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Downtown Elyria, which I have no idea how to pronounce. I parked behind the place plenty of parking back there. Didn't seem like a crazy area to me. Walk in...

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Bugsy's. Parking lot pretty light, but I said screw it let's give it a shot. Walk in black guy in a wheelchair who I think works not...

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Amber's a couple blocks away. Busy street, a crowded bar across the way. Area seems alright. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, big black guy in...