Reviews by Muddy

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Club Rouge a few blocks away. In normal cities I would just park the car somewhere and walk but I did not want to leave my car...

Portland, OR. Friday night. Downtown. I was in Oregon checking out the coast and at night, strip club time. Parking is a bitch and I was paranoid about my car because this can be...

Milwaukie, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck right by it. Walk in. Nobody at the front, then a hispanic guy with full body armor comes out to do the...

Portland, OR. Thursday night. Seems like an alright area to me. Big parking lot. Right next to a motel 6. Walk in. Blonde girl at the front. Cover is $5, ID check. Past a...

Beaverton, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking. Commercial area, seems fine to me. Next to a taco bell and mattress store. Walk in, girl at the front, ID check, wanded by a securtiy dude....

Portland, OR. Thursday night. Area seems fine little west of downtown away from the craziness. Right by intersecting highways. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. ID check and $5 cover. Layout dance...

Jacksonville, NC. Saturday night. Area is fine, right off the Highway, just came from Stilleto up the road. Small parking lot, but I got a spot. Walk in. Girl at the front, nice girl,...

Jacksonville, NC. Saturday night. Camp Lejune is right here in this town so a lot of marines and a bunch of younger ones all around the stage here. Plenty of parking, area seems fine,...

Jacksonville, NC. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, area is fine. Make sure you go slow here because if coming from the east you gotta flip around a go like another 2 miles it's a...

Havelock, NC. Saturday night at about 8 something. This club is right in front of a Marine air base, called Cherry Point, you can see it through the fence across the street. It's also...

Baltimore, MD. Friday night after midnight. This part of Baltimore ain't bad at all, Fells Point. Much of the rest of it is though, as Baltimore is INFESTED with crime. Go ahead Victor Blackwell,...

Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Snowing out. Looks like there's a bar, you see the sign you might think that's the strip club, no if you look it's down some shitty road a bit behind...

Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me sort of a tight parking lot but there's spots all next door. Walk in to the lobby. There's a little chute that you talk to...

Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Area is fine, west side of town, busy street, sunshine street. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy at the front, ID check. He sees my ID and starts talking about...

Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Stopped here right after Centerfold a couple blocks up the road. Apparently they are sister clubs. Plenty of parking. Area is fine, busy road. Walk in. No cover, no nothing....

Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Busy road, commericial area, all kinds of resturants all that shit. Area is fine. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk past a couple girls, one would be the bartender...

Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. The club is sort of downtown. Small lot in the back but I got a spot. Walk in, through the back door. There was a girl dressed in street clothes...

Springfield, MO. East side of town. Seems like an alright area to me. To be honest, Springfield just doesn't seem that ghetto to me. St. Louis it is not. Plenty of parking in the...

Fayetteville, AR. Wednesday night. Walmart originated right up in Rogers. There's was another peppermint hippo right down the road that one is closed. I'm surprised that this club hasn't been reviewed in almost a...

Fayetteville, AR. Home of the university of Arkansas. Wednesday night. Area seems fine, a bunch warehouses nearby. Plenty of parking in the lot. This ain't really an upscale joint. More of a beat up...

Pineville, MO. Wednesday night. First stop before hitting NW Arkansas. Club is a big box up on a hill. Not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Friendly black dude up front, $10...

Roland, OK. Right over to the Arkansas border. From what I understand it helps a great deal for these club being on this side of that border. Sort of in truck stop type area....

Mobile, AL. Friday night. Not a ton of options in Mobile. The Candy was closed. And the other Lotus is in the hood and home to all kinds of ghetto bullshit. https://utv44.com/news/local/lotus So it...

Shreveport, LA. Thursday night. Downtown. Right near the casinos. Huge police presence all around downtown. Including on car hanging right outside this club. The city must want downtown real safe. Anyway plenty of parking...