Not one Baby Beluga at the Aquarium in Chattanooga. I checked.

Chattanooga, TN. Saturday night. Last stop. Right by the airport. I don't think this part of town is the greatest in Chattanooga but it ain't bad over here. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Asian or maybe hispanic lady at the front. Nice girl she gave me the rundown that a feature was here. Cover I honestly forget but it was higher on this night due to the feature I think like 20 something. Bathrooms are right to the right of her podium when walking in from the front. Then enter the club.

Must've been redone recently as it's all very nice. Very posh, upscale all that shit. High ceiling. One main stage. One sometimes multiple girls up at a time. It seemed like they would just go up if they wanted too. Very well lit up club. Customers mostly middle age folks, mostly white. A lot of groups I was one of the few solo guys. The guy next to me at the bar and ordered a couple beers and the waitress misheard him for 6 beers. She rang up the card. They were talking back and forth and he just said fine fuck it, I'll take it. He is sitting there with a basket of beers that he didn't touch. You gotta kidding me dude.

Dancers. I was surprised there was not that many. Only 5 that I can remember. Maybe 6. But I can describe them all. One was a taller blonde haired chick. She was modely, not for me though. One 40 something hispanic girl with massive fake rack. She was ok. One black girl, busty who walked away when I asked her about mileage, she knew what was up, that her dances sucked! Then one blonde chick, pretty girl but kind of flat chested with not much of an ass. And then finally one kind of peppy brunette spinner who had the energy of like a cheer squad leader. I thought she was probably the best looking girl. Good floor of talent overall but nothing out of this world.