State of Strip Clubs/Alabama

Would love to hear what yall gotta to say about Alabama. Anything you want.

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Alabama strip clubs, where 2 strippers can be a mother and daughter and cousin and mother-in-law and step-mother all between themselves.

Good synopsis. Lots of Bible thumping politicians in Alabama. Not surprised that the strip club. scene is limited.

There are some very stupid comments in here already from people who have a false sense of geographic moral superiority, lol. Some of my best fun with strippers has been in bible belt areas. . But with that said, my only real experience with AL strip clubs was in Mobile and it was pretty bad. It was also a long time ago. For giggles I decided to check the reviews and found that two of the clubs I previously visited are gone now - they are down to 1 club.

Only been to Sammy's in Birmingham and that was before TUSCL. Back then there was some good eye candy but that was all. I have been watching the reviews for Fantasia. Seems to be the only club in the state where extras can be had but so far doesn't seem worth the drive from Atlanta. Mostly low quality girls.

All I’ve heard of is that supposedly the license is like $500 for Birmingham dancers, and like $200 or $250 for Huntsville.

I feel like Alabama as a state would rank in the bottom 25th percentile of all states for it's strip club scene. Definitely the bottom 50%, but probably much lower.

Rick I wasn’t talking about YOUR sister!

Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi are all states I never really need to go visit again unless I’m going to the superbowl in New Orleans.

Strip club scene in all of these states is weak which doesn’t make sense (in theory). New Orleans should be a great strip club scene but it’s all just a clip joint. Alabama does surprisingly have an abundance of attractive women and is home to IMO the hottest US Senator ever, Katie Britt.

I just think outside of Atlanta if your not going to Florida, Huntsville is probably one of the better alternatives in the south imo.

That's good info Muddy. Big fan of ATL and JAX, but Huntsville wasn't ever on my radar. Might have to do some research and check it out.

Love the idea of a series on each state. Good work, Muddy.

"Some of my best fun with strippers has been in bible belt areas." Agreed. Areas deeply steeped in fundamental Christian doctrine go against the biological imperative built into the species. Once the brain matures and can interpret pieces of the world beyond 500 miles of "home," we begin to see the pillars of brainwash begin to question itself. And in extreme fashion, try out working at the club.

Just go to Dallas!

Shoutout to Bama Zeta. (instagram.com) You probably won’t see them at the strip club, but you can see them during class change when school is in session!

Seeing all those pics of hot sorority girls just reaffirms my mistake of going to a mid sized private school in a cold climate for college

Never clubbed in Alabama before however

IMO there is nothing more sexy or potent than the modern southern college girl. They are not afraid to be girly when they want to be, but are also proud of their academic and (in many cases) athletic achievements. They are not afraid to embrace their sexual appeal, but also are not easy lays as they have both a sense of worth and a moral foundation instilled in them from childhood. . This is what happens when you raise kids in an environment of pride and empowerment rather than in places full angst, self-hate and victim mentality.

Icey what would you know about college girls? You fuck crack hos. I doubt than a ollege girl every let you within a mile of her bed, at least on purpose. 😉

I pay whoever I want for whatever I want. I claim no moral high ground nor make any apologies. Though I will say that it's odd to see a guy who purportedly pimped out his crack ho GF throwing stones at anybody. 😉 . I was talking about the state of mind of the modern southern college girl, not me. Read more slowly if you need to.

Just in case you missed it Icey, here it is again... . IMO there is nothing more sexy or potent than the modern southern college girl. They are not afraid to be girly when they want to be, but are also proud of their academic and (in many cases) athletic achievements. They are not afraid to embrace their sexual appeal, but also are not easy lays as they have both a sense of worth and a moral foundation instilled in them from childhood. . This is what happens when you raise kids in an environment of pride and empowerment rather than in places full angst, self-hate and victim mentality. . Additional Content: This isn't just in Alabama. The University of Florida, now ranked 30th in the nation for national universities by U.S. News and World Report, is also a wonderful college experience. The women who go there are academically talented and largely grew up here in FL, so they were raised in an environment free of all the angst (including gender ideology crap), self-hate and victim mentality. Many of Florida's best and brightest don't leave Florida anymore to attend school, but instead choose to enroll in the Florida public university system (ranked #1 public university system in the nation).

So like I said, the southern states are a great place nowadays to raise children and send them to college.

Icey youve been trolling so long, you didnt even realize Ricks not married, lol! Still going on and on for years about fucking hookers while married

Its obvious your butthurt because older, married guys fucking hookers are the exact sort of guy who banged your prior girlfriends including your favorite one you spent years with.

You developed such a hatred for these guys to the point you encourage stripper hoes, online and offline to scam and rob their clients

Also as far as your comment of college girls are easy anywhere, youre referring to drunk girls at frat parties just like how you made the thread on raver girls being so easy due to being so high and drunk

My kids have a solid moral foundation, my own personal hypocrisies notwithstanding. And how you made the leap from empowered to bigots I'll never understand. . Icey, I'm genuinely curious: Is it just your own narcissism that keeps you from killing yourself? I'm not talking about that fake suicide narrative which was really just a pathetic plea for attention. I'm talking about whatever would make a grown man behave like that in the first place and then troll a titty bar discussion board for 5 years. Obviously you have nothing. You bring no light into the world and I suspect that nobody really loves you. Is there anyone who would even really give a shit if you disappeared tomorrow? What is your reason for even waking up each day besides another day of the same cold world? . I don't say that to be mean. I'm genuinely curious as to what keeps you going on like this.

My kids are my own affair. Suffice it to say that I have custody of them for a reason and they are now thriving. The rest is not a story for a place like this. And the rest of your post is a bunch of nonsense. . So how have you helped your kids icey? Oh wait, that's right, you don't have any. Probably for the best. Not even the crack ho GF wanted to give them to you, or even be with you. 😉 . So that leads me back to my last questions, which you studiously avoided. What in the world keeps a fucknut like you still breathing? Again, I'm genuinely curious.

@RD Speaking of stupid comments Q) what do you call a girl in Alabama who can run faster than all of her brothers? A) Virgin

At least it was the setting for 2 of my favorite movies.

My cousin Vinny Sweet home Alabama

I pay whoever I want for whatever I want. I claim no moral high ground nor make any apologies. Though I will say that it's odd to see a guy who purportedly pimped out his crack ho GF throwing stones at anybody. 😉 . But I'm not sure what any of that has to do about the topic I was covering, which was state of mind of the modern southern college girl, not me. Read more slowly if you need to.

And yes Icey honey, if you keep repackaging the same comments, I'm going to keep repackaging the same responses until your comprehension improves. 😉

Are these clubs even nice? It sounds like it just isn’t worth it at all.

Did you hear about the Alabama redneck that moved to Georgia? He lowered the average IQ in both states.

Nothing in Dothan... sucks

I will add some Huntsville info this evening

And speaking about Alabama - did you know the tooth brush was invented in Alabama? Yes, it's true. If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.

I always thought the toothbrush was invented in W. Virginia !

Icey it was an interesting topic so i decided to google it. It says they used twigs with frayed ends as toothbrushes. I guess it shouldnt be surprising that even on a topic such as toothbrushes.. you choose to lie and obfuscate

You cant stand the thought of anything being invented in america, or by a white person… especially if they were racist or slaveowners or colonialists or whatever other term… its flawed logic. Even evil or corrupt people can invent impressive things

Certainly not an expert but the Huntsville clubs are going down. Back in the day, probably pre Covid both Pony Mama and Rocket City Showgirls as it is now called, were full with stunners, VIP was limited but the eye candy was awesome. Lana at Rocket City was probably the pick but I think she is done. Uncle bucks added that Redneck element with a few lookers and Fantasia always had a few who looked good and delivered upstairs. The girls back then seemed to have more get up and go and would give everything on the stage then take a few minutes to thank customers, that does not happen now. The couple of places on 65 just north of Huntsville on the West side of the Interstate had decent too, I hooked up with a Fantasia girl for OTC who was trying one of the clubs, forgot its name and the other, Watering hole was fun too, but not anymore

Thanks will42!

Life’s too short to go to strip clubs in Alabama!

^ I'll bet all those hot blonde co-eds in Alabama aren't really disappointed

@ Ilovehotblondechicks Keep liking your own posts, shows you're a real douche.

Text one of your Miami Cuban chicks, stop messaging me, tf. I thought you had a lot?? About twenty five of them right 😂