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State of Strip Clubs/Alabama

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MuddyUSA

First up in the state series is Alabama. Any stories, advice, places to go, places not to go in the Heart of Dixie.

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My take Most of the fun in Alabama is gonna be in the Huntsville area. You got the Pony's, Scores, decent talent/mileage. More mileage at places like boobie bungalow and Fantasia I haven't done those two yet. For the Bible Belt I don't think the Huntsville area is that bad an option, way better than you'll find up in Tennessee.
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A couple out in Gadsen area is The Gentleman's club and Foxys in Altoona. Gentleman's club didn't seem the talent worth the price and at Foxys ran into a smoke show blonde at what is a (I say this with love) redneck dump of a dive. Good two way touch, nobody messes with you but it's real spartan dances on some elementary school style chair.
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There are actually no strip clubs in Montgomery. Seems like large enough a city to atleast least have one but no.
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Birmingham is not a great spot for this hobby. The Furnace is nice mileage is super limited. That's the upscale spot in town. Then you got Sammy's. You might find a decent chick there but one of the worst set up for dances all time, and the bouncers will be staring you down to stop any touching while you pay out the ass to for that bullshit.
And then over in West Birmingham is one of the hoods in America, I haven't been to any of those. I think all are urban clubs.
And on the outskirts of town sort of out in the boonies you got Wesley's boobie trap, redneck dive with fat chicks. Pass on that. Overall Birmingham sucks for strip clubs.
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Down in mobile you got Lotus which is a unban club that pops up on these 2amers and then you got Diamond where mileage is very limited and the talent ain't even that great. Skip Mobile.

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Muddy

Would love to hear what yall gotta to say about Alabama. Anything you want.

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shailynn

Alabama strip clubs, where 2 strippers can be a mother and daughter and cousin and mother-in-law and step-mother all between themselves.

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Icey

Alanama stripper hoes are connoisseurs of Alabama white sauce

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Electronman

Good synopsis. Lots of Bible thumping politicians in Alabama. Not surprised that the strip club. scene is limited.

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rickdugan

There are some very stupid comments in here already from people who have a false sense of geographic moral superiority, lol. Some of my best fun with strippers has been in bible belt areas.
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But with that said, my only real experience with AL strip clubs was in Mobile and it was pretty bad. It was also a long time ago. For giggles I decided to check the reviews and found that two of the clubs I previously visited are gone now - they are down to 1 club.

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Only been to Sammy's in Birmingham and that was before TUSCL. Back then there was some good eye candy but that was all. I have been watching the reviews for Fantasia. Seems to be the only club in the state where extras can be had but so far doesn't seem worth the drive from Atlanta. Mostly low quality girls.

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nicespice

All I’ve heard of is that supposedly the license is like $500 for Birmingham dancers, and like $200 or $250 for Huntsville.

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RonJax2

I feel like Alabama as a state would rank in the bottom 25th percentile of all states for it's strip club scene. Definitely the bottom 50%, but probably much lower.

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shailynn

Rick I wasn’t talking about YOUR sister!

Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi are all states I never really need to go visit again unless I’m going to the superbowl in New Orleans.

Strip club scene in all of these states is weak which doesn’t make sense (in theory). New Orleans should be a great strip club scene but it’s all just a clip joint. Alabama does surprisingly have an abundance of attractive women and is home to IMO the hottest US Senator ever, Katie Britt.

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Muddy

I just think outside of Atlanta if your not going to Florida, Huntsville is probably one of the better alternatives in the south imo.

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PAWG_Patrol

That's good info Muddy. Big fan of ATL and JAX, but Huntsville wasn't ever on my radar. Might have to do some research and check it out.

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ArtCollege

Love the idea of a series on each state. Good work, Muddy.

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jaybud999

"Some of my best fun with strippers has been in bible belt areas." Agreed. Areas deeply steeped in fundamental Christian doctrine go against the biological imperative built into the species. Once the brain matures and can interpret pieces of the world beyond 500 miles of "home," we begin to see the pillars of brainwash begin to question itself. And in extreme fashion, try out working at the club.

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Ilovehotblondechicks

Shoutout to Bama Zeta. (www.instagram.com) You probably won’t see them at the strip club, but you can see them during class change when school is in session!

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captainfun

Seeing all those pics of hot sorority girls just reaffirms my mistake of going to a mid sized private school in a cold climate for college

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captainfun

Never clubbed in Alabama before however

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Icey

Taken from an alabama strip club review on yelp. Yeaj not those aorority girls 😂 😂 😂 s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com

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rickdugan

IMO there is nothing more sexy or potent than the modern southern college girl. They are not afraid to be girly when they want to be, but are also proud of their academic and (in many cases) athletic achievements. They are not afraid to embrace their sexual appeal, but also are not easy lays as they have both a sense of worth and a moral foundation instilled in them from childhood.
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This is what happens when you raise kids in an environment of pride and empowerment rather than in places full angst, self-hate and victim mentality.

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Icey

What's your moral foundation fucking hookers while married?

And college girls are easy anywhere

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rickdugan

Icey what would you know about college girls? You fuck crack hos. I doubt than a ollege girl every let you within a mile of her bed, at least on purpose. 😉

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Icey

You pay hookers. And what moral high ground does a married man with a hooker addiction have

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rickdugan

I pay whoever I want for whatever I want. I claim no moral high ground nor make any apologies. Though I will say that it's odd to see a guy who purportedly pimped out his crack ho GF throwing stones at anybody. 😉
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I was talking about the state of mind of the modern southern college girl, not me. Read more slowly if you need to.

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rickdugan

Just in case you missed it Icey, here it is again...
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IMO there is nothing more sexy or potent than the modern southern college girl. They are not afraid to be girly when they want to be, but are also proud of their academic and (in many cases) athletic achievements. They are not afraid to embrace their sexual appeal, but also are not easy lays as they have both a sense of worth and a moral foundation instilled in them from childhood.
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This is what happens when you raise kids in an environment of pride and empowerment rather than in places full angst, self-hate and victim mentality.
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Additional Content: This isn't just in Alabama. The University of Florida, now ranked 30th in the nation for national universities by U.S. News and World Report, is also a wonderful college experience. The women who go there are academically talented and largely grew up here in FL, so they were raised in an environment free of all the angst (including gender ideology crap), self-hate and victim mentality. Many of Florida's best and brightest don't leave Florida anymore to attend school, but instead choose to enroll in the Florida public university system (ranked #1 public university system in the nation).

So like I said, the southern states are a great place nowadays to raise children and send them to college.

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rickymacrodong

Icey youve been trolling so long, you didnt even realize Ricks not married, lol! Still going on and on for years about fucking hookers while married

Its obvious your butthurt because older, married guys fucking hookers are the exact sort of guy who banged your prior girlfriends including your favorite one you spent years with.

You developed such a hatred for these guys to the point you encourage stripper hoes, online and offline to scam and rob their clients

Also as far as your comment of college girls are easy anywhere, youre referring to drunk girls at frat parties just like how you made the thread on raver girls being so easy due to being so high and drunk

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Icey

You pretend like the hookers you fuck are less moral than you. What moral foundation do kids in. A broken marriage with a dad addicted to hookers have.
Then all you did was put southern college girls on a pedestal for being bigoted. Which they aren't. And yes college girls are eaay

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rickdugan

My kids have a solid moral foundation, my own personal hypocrisies notwithstanding. And how you made the leap from empowered to bigots I'll never understand.
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Icey, I'm genuinely curious: Is it just your own narcissism that keeps you from killing yourself? I'm not talking about that fake suicide narrative which was really just a pathetic plea for attention. I'm talking about whatever would make a grown man behave like that in the first place and then troll a titty bar discussion board for 5 years. Obviously you have nothing. You bring no light into the world and I suspect that nobody really loves you. Is there anyone who would even really give a shit if you disappeared tomorrow? What is your reason for even waking up each day besides another day of the same cold world?
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I don't say that to be mean. I'm genuinely curious as to what keeps you going on like this.

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Icey

You pretend like bigotry is empowering and moral.
And are so delusional you think youre always the exception.
Hookers you fuck arent hookers. Your kids have a great foundation from a broken home. Try to equate chastity with virtue while fucking hookers. Post about making hookers cry. And having to beg them to take your money. 🤡 💩

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rickdugan

My kids are my own affair. Suffice it to say that I have custody of them for a reason and they are now thriving. The rest is not a story for a place like this. And the rest of your post is a bunch of nonsense.
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So how have you helped your kids icey? Oh wait, that's right, you don't have any. Probably for the best. Not even the crack ho GF wanted to give them to you, or even be with you. 😉
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So that leads me back to my last questions, which you studiously avoided. What in the world keeps a fucknut like you still breathing? Again, I'm genuinely curious.

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twentyfive

@RD
Speaking of stupid comments
Q) what do you call a girl in Alabama who can run faster than all of her brothers?
A) Virgin

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