My personal favorite Minnesota club remains King of Diamonds. I can not keep straight which downtown Minneapolis club is which, which probably means I can't recommend one over the other.

Mettlers in Mankato goes down as the only club I ever went to with a relative. The less said about Mettlers, the better.

Aragon Bar in Albert Lea is the most inconsistent club I ever went to, for those I made more than two visits to. I have had great times there and times where I get ignored completely.

As for closed clubs, there was CJ's in Myrtle, which was about as low a low cost operation as there was. It was the middle of nowhere, though, so I was amazed that place was around as long as it was. I also remember one off of Highway 52 south of the Pine Bend oil refinery, but don't remember the name of it. I had a bed dance there.

I’d say you’re pretty accurate, Muddy. There can be some eye candy at times but Minnesota mileage is low.

Dandy, the club you’d mentioned is either an old one in Cannon Falls. Or it’s the one that used to be in Coates. The owner of the Coates club had some legendary fights with the city of Coates, shut the place down, painted it a garish color and opened Fat Jacks in Bock. He named it after the mayor of Coates who was called Fat Jack.

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I love this review for Mettlers:

I went out again tonight to...
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TheColonel
7/9/2005 11:17:15 PM
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Dancers: 10

Club: 10

Value: 10

I went out again tonight to Mettler's, as usual. I want so badly to break these two bad habbits I have of drinking way too much and spending way too much on these strippers, but I cannot seem to do it. This one girl there tonight, named Brittney was so extremely, wonderfully beautiful that I could hardly stand it!! I would literally do anything if she would be my girlfriend. There were about 7 or 8 girls dancing tonight, but none of them were anywhere nearly as cute as Brittney. She danced for me 2 times and I asked her to come back again and was disappointed because about 4 minutes before the lights came on I saw her standing up by the DJ booth fully dressed and looking like she was ready to leave. I kind of stared and her until she actually came over to me and offered me another dance. She was fully dressed and ready to leave by this time and I felt kind of special that she was going to stay to dance for me one more time. She was so beautiful and so sexy. She was wearing a pink, long-sleeved sweater and blue jeans and stripped down slowly for me to her red, lacey bra and panties and then took her bra off and looked so delicious and soft and smelled so good that I could hardly stand it!!! Anyway, after the song ended, I pulled out my $5, which is the normal price for a dance, and she said, "Can't you double that for me?" and gave me a huge, cute smile. I said, "What do you mean?" and she said that she wanted $10 instead of $5 since she was almost out the door already and stopped to give me one last dance. I paused and almost didn't give it to her, but she was so cute and so beautiful and smelled so good and had on such a cute, red, lacey outfit that I just couldn't turn her down. She was so beautiful! I would have done almost anything if she would have come home with me and let me kiss her and touch her and fluff up her wonderful soft, thick, fluffy blonde hair, and lick her from head to toe and to make love to her. I am so depressed that it didn't happen. I knew that it would not, and yet I feel so alone and depressed that I didn't get Brittney or any of the others to come home with me. I guess I should be used to it, because it happens every night, but I still just cannot get used to it. I want one of those wonderful, soft, young, perfumed girls to be my girlfriend and to come home with me. I hate being here alone again so much!! It literally hurts deep inside of me to be so alone and not to have some cute, soft girl to hug and kiss and etc.!!! I hate it!! I hate going to bed alone, which I know I will be doing again in a few minutes!!!

Mettlers is a bar that happens to have dancers.

I really liked King of Diamonds, although it has been a while since I was there. As someone who is a huge fan of natural bodied, natural blonde white girls I appreciated the talent. Fully nude with good beer taps and not much distance between the stage and patrons makes for a fun place to drink beer and see tits. The place really walks the line between Rural dive and upscale urban club.

I've never gone actively chasing mileage. The last time I went I got a pretty decent grind without touching for a decent price from a very attractive dancer. If you stay near the airport, which is on the south side of the Twin Cities the drive down to KoD is no worse than driving downtown and the parking is way less stressful. I would totally recommend anyone in the area check it out; again don't expect extras but for a couple beers and some hot girls in a place with unpretentious charm you can do a lot worse.

Which club there has the hottest white women?

The one that closed in Coates was call Jakes.... was my first club experience. LDK with a dancer that looked like Silvia Saint the porn star. AHH the memories. Yeah the owner battled with the city and got caught rigging the local election by having dancers voting in it type thing. they forced him to shut down and as an FU he kept the building and let it go to hell and be an eye sore for years.

another past club that is closed that used to give mileage was Club Paradise in Austin... also used to be called brown derby. Closed a few years ago. Could get take out and even a HJ in the not so private dance area. Also allowed two way contact in the dance area and even at the stage.

But now to the clubs.... Like mentioned not a great state for mileage at all.

Argon in Albert Lea: Is hit or miss with quality of dancers it has been awhile since I have been there. But you might get two way contact depending on dancer. Is a stop if I hit the casino in Iowa.

KOD in Inver Grove: Typically has good looking dancers mainly white for those who care. $10 table dances one way contact or "air" dances depending on dancer. Full bar. Give lap dances on a bench next to stage. Decent attention at the stage and again full nude with full booze. Is your only choice for this around the cities.

Dream Girls in Downtown MSP: Been a few years but was the only downtown place that i ever got two way contact..... but very rarely. They cut songs big time. Offer bed dances. Girls are hit or miss for quality. Have been offered take out here in the past.

Rhino down town MSP: Hustle factor high, quality on par with Dream girls, prices high. Just like most Rhino clubs I have been too... all glitz and glamour.

Deja Vu: More of you 18 year old spot first strip club experience IMHO, quality is ok, but again no mileage and seems like where rookies come to dance.

Metlers in mankato: Very accuracte accounts so far. A bar with dancers. Can get good talent when the vikings used to do training camp there in august. Also next door has amazing prime rib special. If your in Mankato and heading to a concert or downtown is worth a stop for a beer. But dont make it a destination.

Fat Jacks: At times it can have decent talent but mainly during winter for ice fishing season. But it is very hit or miss. dances are one way contact.

That is my ranking of clubs in MN. I would rather go to WI or IA to get my clubbing experience. Also if looking for mileage or more.... escorts/massage girls you pay the same as you would in a club and know you are getting the return.... especially in MN.

I believe the one I was thinking of was Jakes in Coates, as I don't remember ever going to a club in Cannon Falls.

Cannon Falls goes way back. So yeah, Jake’s in Coates right along highway 52 is probably the one you thought of.

As far as the best looking girls and assuming one wants to avoid downtown Minneapolis, I agree that KoD is a good option as is Saratoga in Duluth.

Do any Minnesota old timers remember the Notirious Faust in St. Paul?

The one in Cannon Falls had two names....

First it was Peelers.... then it changed its name to Class Act.

Was know for "Great Steaks" in the upstairs bar area. Down stairs was the strip club. Dancers would come up and shoot pool in the bar area. Downstairs was pop/water only.