Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 26)

@SJGshillman keep it up, buddy. I'm going to infiltrate the Organization and instead of FRMOS with stripper grade hotties I'm just going to get lapdances and LDK with them. In the front room and all. And you're gonna need my technical and engineering skills, so think twice about reneging that invitation. 😝

@Subraman when he makes it to #1 poster you should change your name to SJGsuckupman. Just sayin'.

This is epic level shit. The guy that doesn't go to strip clubs in real life anymore, doesn't write reviews, and doesn't pay for internet access is soon to get the #1 poster here. And let's not forget that he lost an entire year of posting when the San Jose public library closed due to COVID. I think a shout out and big thanks is due to the San Jose public library staff, the taxpayers of CA, and founder for enabling this momentous event. 👏👏👏👍👍

"Wouldn't water-resistant pants/shorts work for the LDKers?" ^^^ Yes. They work well for me. Commando too.

@TFP things have changed since this thread. Definitely not hurting for mileage out here. In my experience, in general, since 2015... Low Mileage / Air dance Clubs - Acropolis Medium Mileage Clubs - Stars Bridgeport - Spyce - Golden Dragon - Devil's Point - Union Jacks - Shimmers High Mileage Clubs - DV8 - Columbia Strip - The Lounge - Sunset Strip - Club SinRock - Dream On Saloon - Tommy's Too - Club Rouge

^^^I love that Chef threw him under the bus once he got cold busted. "James Taylor, what the hell you doin' here? Singin' about prostitutes to the children! Get outta here!" 😂

My man Chef knows how to be a trick tho... https://youtu.be/jZDVSyEIrwM

Yeah I've gone back and forth on this one and ultimately it really doesn't matter. As long as she's an all natural 8-10 and doesn't shy away from rubbing on my boner somehow, I'm good. That said, an experienced stripper will usually provide the highest mileage stuff like OTP stick shifting, OTP BJ, and the stuff that's borderline extra, moreso than a new stripper, but I don't outright "need" or even expect that.

@nicespice LOL that's your Filipina side. Don't waste all that good food on the floor! 😂

*Mitchell* Brothers.

Throughout the 80s, 90s, and even into the 2000s, nearly all San Francisco strip clubs had extras. And the reason is simple: Law Enforcement would rather the prostitution happen in the strip club than on the streets of SF and thus more out in the open. Street hooking was a huge problem in SF in the 80s. And it brought other crimes to the streets too. So SF LE simply turned a blind eye to ITC prostitution as long as it stayed off the streets. It was the lesser of two evils. And MBOT simply was designed better for it than Deja Vu. Plus it was more famous due to the reputation of the O'Farrel brothers. MBOT was basically laid out to provide sex shows in multiple ways. It was simply never just a strip club like Deja Vu was laid out. It was also a jack shack and sex show theater. A PL could go into MBOT and get his rocks off in a private dance with a stripper or by watching two strippers fuck each other - whatever he wanted. Anyway, for me as a non-extras PL, all I want is medium mileage lapdances from 8-10 hotties. But I also have no issues with extras clubs as long as the talent is hot. It also usually means that the dancers will give great mileage since they are willing to do more.

"Put some in Portland - and those freaks will shit in their skinny jeans - and clear out in no time!" ^^^@Cashman you underestimate Portland wierd. We have our very own clown stripper here. At least back in 2016 we did. See 'BJ McNaughty' in this article: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/lifestyle/portland/the-best-strippers-in-portland And LOL skinny jeans. Fuck you. 😂😂😂

^^^LMFAO keep trying to deflect. Direct quotes are the context. "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." "he sells her pussy so they can get high" "She isn't a whore or a junkie" 🤭🤡😂😂😂

"he sells her pussy so they can get high" ^^^another Iceydodo direct quote from it. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

^^^@twentyfive LOL here's the thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76367 "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." ^^^Iceydodo direct quote from it. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

^^^@rickdugan amen. I think the pimp boyfriend type is in the club out of both insecurity and fragile ego. It's a way of him feeling in "control" of his "relationship" with his whore. And he needs it to feed his fragile ego as if controlling the drug use of a junkie stripper whore is something to flaunt. LMFAO but all the while he's sharing her pussy and mouth with geriatric trick dick. That's gotta grate his nerves. 🤭

High key not one of her finest moments. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

"Girls don't tell customers the truth coz they're selling a fantasy. They're in their stripper persona. And they have no obligation to share anything." ^^^Iceydodo post in another thread, July 5, 2022. "But then came the lies. She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." ^^^Iceydodo's OP post this thread on June 24, 2021. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Now she be low key ghosting her own thread. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Iceydodo be like self owning with this thread. Lulz.

It's been almost a year since Iceydodo's last post in this. I wonder why? Did the reality that it was all just a 5 year GFE from a desperate coke junkie stripper whore finally sink in? And that pretending to want to kill oneself over said coke junkie stripper whore is like epic level pathetic RIL shit? 🤔🤭🤡

"Now keep trolling 24 7" Yeah and keep posting twice as much as me. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

"Keep doing it all day like i said you would." ^^^yeah and you sure do prove it by continuing to reply to me all day. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Are you still trying to use money and drugs on desperate junkie stripper whore? Have you found another one you will pretend to kill yourself over? Are you still OK with the fact that your "girlfriends" are kissing and fucking you after a day of the same with geriatric trick dick?

"I never dated a junkie whore." ^^^Iceydodo post in another thread on July 2, 2022. "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie...he sells her pussy so they can get high." ^^^Iceydodo's OP post this thread on June 24, 2021. 🤭🤡😂😂😂