Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 25)

I'm quoting Iceydodo, dumbass.

"Hookers aren't selective. You have to be really off to be rejected by a hooker" ^^^Iceydodo post, 8/25/22

Yeah Iceydodo if a hooker dumps you for a better source of coke from a loser weed dealer, you must be WAY off. 🤭🤡😂

On rare occasions my wife wants to go with me. It's usually after we've been drinking. Mostly we sit at the stage and tip and drink. We might get a lapdance if we see a pair of strippers we like. It's more of a party and stage tipping experience when I'm with her.

Fake tits and ass Pull my hair OTP foot jobs Pinch my nipples Wearing glitter

I think it's a coping mechanism and a legal defense thing with him not accepting any responsibility. If he admits to any amount of it, he's opening himself up to a manslaughter charge and civil case. He probably feels different inside but will never go in the record about it - and that's what's taking the 10 years off his life.

"there seems to be some crazies on TUSCL like 2icee and the san jose man" ^^^They know what tuscl is lulz

@twentyfive I thought you were gonna say you hit a hole in one with her. *rimshot*

The RIL that pays stripper whores thousands and uses drugs to control them is going crazy over others that don't admit to paying stripper whores for sex. It's like the pot calling the kettle black. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

"That's the thing. There's no shame in being honest about what it is. What drives me crazy on here is all the euphemisms and everyone trying to pretend its something other than what it is. Trying to justify shit to themselves how paying for it is right or normal. Ultimately people are only lying to themselves and that shows how they really feel about what they do. They'd be better off just accepting it for what it is. They like paying hookers for sex. Big deal" ^^^this is irony. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

@booty_lover I tend to agree with the caveat that she's not a lesbian. Out here in Portland there is no shortage of the goth/alt type stripper, and yes, in general, they tend to be more freaky and give over average mileage. My CF is an alt rock and borderline goth type and her mileage is very good. I've also had a couple of past goth/alt faves that were similar. And your schoolgirl sounds like fun. Those curvy types feel good in a dance. And all natural FTW!!!

This thread is a cautionary tale for RILs that fall "in love" with their stripper whore. In this case, OP was strung along and played for 5 years by a coke junkie stripper whore. "He" spent A LOT on her and got wrapped up in her GFE hustle to the point of wanting to get engaged to and subsequently commit suicide over her. It's a lesson learned about the trappings of being and RIL and deluding oneself into thinking one is in some sort of "relationship". We've seen this pathetic story before but not to this extreme. founder should pin this thread so all PLs know to proceed with coke junkie stripper whores with caution. Don't be like the OP!

^^^LMFAO and you fooled yourself while she led a double life on you. Per the thread rickdugan linked, this is what you said... "But then came the lies. She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." ^^^LMFAO and you bought an engagement ring for her while also staging a faux suicide attempt after she dumped you. 🤭🤡

"She's getting help. She got out of rehab and is away from everyone. She's at the family farm in Mexico and we still talk." ^^^Iceydodo why are you low key posting this in another thread? You should update this one! 🤭🤡

^^^also let's not forget that she willfully chose to dump Iceydodo for a bonafide broke ass weed dealer. That speaks volumes. 🤭🤡😂

Iceydodo still posts about her in other recent threads but won't post in this one. 🤭🤡

LMFAO next TUSCL meet up is at the San Jose public library. Who's in? 😂

And I'm still here and you keep replying to me. And I know that it's from the San Jose public library. 🧟🤯

I'm still here. Face it, I'm living rent free within your suck ass privacy walled head. You suck ass a keeping me out. 🧟🤯

@san_jose_creep not only does your privacy wall suck, clearly you also suck at defeating your supposed trolls. You've been calling me and destroying me as a zombie for how many years now? If you're so good at eradicating me and your privacy wall is so great, why are we still here posting back and forth? Face it, you're a loser at fighting trolls too! 🧟

san_jose_creep I'm not impressed with you either. For you, character disorder is an understatement.

@san_jose_creep to be honest you post more about your private life than you think. You should check it even more carefully. And also to be honest I don't seek any approval from anyone here. I'm just saying that your understanding of math and physics sucks ass and you could use someone like me to help you with it. So don't worry, I won't lose sleep if I never get an invitation.

@san_jose_creep FYI your privacy wall is highly ineffective. The problem is that you post too much about your private life. 🤷

@shailynn remember that, for san_jose_creep, posting to TUSCL is the equivalent of most other PLs actually going to a strip club. In both cases, they are living a brief fantasy as an escape or entertainment for themselves. And unfortunately for san_jose_creep TUSCL is all he has. Unlike most others posting here, he can no longer go to strip clubs and AMPs in real life and then simply post to TUSCL to report, contribute, and/or humble brag. Instead, he just has TUSCL to escape from his destitute life. And that's it. There is no real life escape and fantasy with strippers with him. That is why he's here posting so much. If he could actually go to a strip club in real life, we'd see A LOT less posting by him. It is what it is... And with Iceydodo's case, remember she's younger than him, so give it time and she might just become as big of a nut job as he is. And when you think about it, they're similar in their TUSCL ways...Both want to appear as if they are experts in dealing with stripper whores and are intellectually superior to others in that regard...Both have A LOT of time to post on TUSCL because they can't hold down real jobs...Both are posting to feel better about their pathetic lives...Both demonstrate autistic behaviors in their posts...so ultimately you can think of Iceydodo as a younger version of san_jose_creep. She's bound to be the same way. Just give it time!

@san_jose_creep I've read a lot of your posts on math and physics and in my professional opinion you could use my knowledge and experience. I can help you (and all those willing in the Organization) to understand it better.