SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance

Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 27)

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2 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
A strip club saved my life....
@Mate her denial of it now makes it even better when she spent the better part of this thread defending how true it all is to so many doubters. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LMFAO triggered RIL trick bitch. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ "I never dated a junkie whore." "I didn't." "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
A strip club saved my life....
"She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LMFAO triggered RIL trick bitch. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ "I never dated a junkie whore." "I didn't." "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
"Now hurry up and make another delusional troll post" ^^^LMFAO Iceydodo you're rich with irony. You post here twice as much as me. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ Reality is you posted everything yourself about you being a pathetic RIL that created an entire thread about pretending to want to kill yourself over a coke junkie stripper whore. And I keep replying because I like trolling anyone that wants to troll me. I'm consistent about it throughout my post history. And you get triggered and play troll victim with everyone here. Lulz šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
A strip club saved my life....
LMFAO now Iceydodo is saying this entire pretend suicide debacle over a coke junkie stripper whore never happened and it's a delusional fantasy. Like she never created this thread about it. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LMFAO triggered RIL trick bitch. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ "I never dated a junkie whore." "I didn't." "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
"Now keep posting all day autistic troll" ^^^LMFAO Iceydodo you're rich with irony. You post here twice as much as me. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ Reality is you posted everything yourself about you being a pathetic RIL that created an entire thread about pretending to want to kill yourself over a coke junkie stripper whore. And I keep replying because I like trolling anyone that wants to troll me. I'm consistent about it throughout my post history. And you get triggered and play troll victim with everyone here. Lulz šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
What is your worst "You might be too uptight to work here" moment with a dancer?
Clarice? As in Silence of the Lambs Clarice? Name definitely checks out. She must think every PL is Hannibal Lecter or Buffalo Bill.
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Blondes or Redheads
Blonde or Redhead - with either it's always a bonus when the "carpet matches the curtains". I love a blonde or ginger bush color equally!
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
"I couldn't handle it anymore so I planned on getting fucked up at the club she used to work at and then overdosing on heroin. I never did it before but heard its not a bad way to go. I was dumb enough to post it on ig and said my goodbye" ^^^LMFAO reality is you posted everything yourself about you being a pathetic RIL that created an entire thread about pretending to want to kill yourself over a coke junkie stripper whore. And I keep replying because I like trolling anyone that wants to troll me. I'm consistent about it throughout my post history. And you get triggered and play troll victim with everyone here. Lulz šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LMFAO triggered RIL trick bitch. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ "I never dated a junkie whore." "I didn't." "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LMFAO reality is you posted everything yourself about you being a pathetic RIL that created an entire thread about pretending to want to kill yourself over a coke junkie stripper whore. And I keep replying because I like trolling anyone that wants to troll me. I'm consistent about it throughout my post history. And you get triggered and play troll victim with everyone here. Lulz
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
"You're fucking pathetic" ^^^ROFLMAO so says the wannabe pimp that tried to pretend to kill himself over a desperate coke junkie stripper whore that left him for a broke pimp weed dealer. It's a bit rich. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LMFAO triggered RIL trick bitch. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ "I never dated a junkie whore." "She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LOL Iceydodo does your ex coke junkie stripper whore know you troll tuscl and brag about how you pretended to kill yourself over her for dumping you for a broke weed dealer? Does she know about your obsession with SLD? Does she know that you troll strip clubs for the most desperate junkies for GFE?
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
"She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie." šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
^^^LMFAO this thread is about you pretending to want to kill yourself over one: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76367 šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ And most definitely you're a bonafide triggered troll.
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2 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
What is your worst "You might be too uptight to work here" moment with a dancer?
One time nicespice brushed my hands off her ass but it was only because she didn't want to get into trouble at that club. Instead of her it was an at a club too uptight for Portland moment. Later I saw her at a different club and it was all good. šŸ¤—šŸ¦„
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LMFAO clearly you're the one obsessed and triggered. šŸ¤­šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚ LOL Iceydodo does your ex coke junkie stripper whore know you troll tuscl and brag about how you pretended to kill yourself over her for dumping you for a broke weed dealer? Does she know about your obsession with SLD? Does she know that you troll strip clubs for the most desperate junkies for GFE?
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2 years ago
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
What is your worst "You might be too uptight to work here" moment with a dancer?
I can't top OP's moment. I at a club with three stages in rotation. I was alone at the smallest side one with a beautiful stripper going for the lingerie model look. She was definitely aloof looking and the stone face type - no smile whatsoever. But she could dance well. Anyway I simply lay down a couple of ones and when she came over for them she simply sat in front of me and slowly folded one into a perfect A frame and then slowly did the second one and set both down where they were. She didn't dance or anything. It was clearly her sending me a message that I should have properly folded those ones as a tribute to her being a goddess and all. I got up and went to another stage and enjoyed better attitudes from other strippers for the rest of the visit. LOL but to this day I always fold my stage tips into that A frame. She trained me! šŸ¤¦
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2 years ago
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Seattle conditions, desert scrub, and strip clubs?
To me Seattle has always been a city with a good strip club scene due to the mileage and diverse PNW hotties. But it's a small scene. Per capita there's not that many clubs. It's actually similar to San Francisco in a lot of ways but slightly less expensive. I'd easily enjoy clubbing in Seattle but it's not my first choice city for that. And I think all the issues mentioned in OP post are not unique to Seattle. You could apply all of them equally to Portland too, and the strip club scene here is largely unaffected by them as well. The scene per capita here is bigger though.
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2 years ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Lapdances overpriced?
LOL Iceydodo does your ex coke junkie stripper whore know you troll tuscl and brag about how you pretended to kill yourself over her for dumping you for a broke weed dealer? Does she know about your obsession with SLD? Does she know that you troll strip clubs for the most desperate junkies for GFE?