Comments by kenrodchitown (page 2)

BROOKE

An epic tale where I felt like I was sitting in the wingman's seat the whole night. Every night/every dancer/every dance can't be the best, but this review highlights why we play the game: to explore. Bummed there are no names in the review for reference, especially since there are no illicit acts mentioned, but thanks for the post.

How the hell did this review get published?

Minnow is spot on, this is out of character for the reviews I expect to find here.

^^ skibum, you are incorrect that the vote happened under a Democratic-controlled House. Republicans ran the show until January 2019, and they got to choose which legislation to bring to a vote. It's pretty hard politically for anyone to vote against a bill that "protects" people from trafficking.

CRUZ

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^ I've been to the Washington Park Hustler Club dozens of times and never heard this proposition. Guess I've got a conversation starter to try out when I get back there. As long as I'm here, Country Rock Cabaret a few miles away has a penis-shaped electric bull.

I'm swinging through the area for work soon... is there any pattern about some places being better than others on particular days?

^ Get out of here with your logic and reason! You're in the wrong place, friend.

But the best hamburger you've ever eaten in your life versus a slightly-above-average steak? Give me the burger.

^^ whoosh

Clubbiest club ad I've ever read. So much so I had to read the whole thing, even though the cat was out of the bag on the second line. Hot tip for your next ad: make the place sound like an 8 or 9, but give all 10 scores since the reviewers don't get to see those numbers.

The names really don't matter to me, but with about 8 years of earnest research the dancers who I remember are Anastasia, Caroline, Aiden, Victoria, Mackenzie, and Valerie Lane. While I don't favor dancers based on their names, it seems more likely that the personable dancers that I tend to like choose more realistic names, preferably about 3 syllables long.

I'm going to be in the area for work for a couple days, and this sounds like a good place to spend some time without getting too crazy. Thanks for the work.

minnow, are you telling me that beehive fucking might feel good? I guess there is sticky, sweet honey inside...

When I was there last, I was told dances were $36 each. Madana probably just doesn't want to make change.

Let me tell you what I, a bleeding heart liberal, would call it: a black club.

The girl gives you a 5 minute commercial and expects you to pay exorbitantly for it? Get outta here. I'd probably be willing to tip up to five bucks if she was cute and personable.

I don't see a single dollar sign anywhere in the review. That's probably the issue. If I were a visitor to the area, I wouldn't know what "average priced" means. Was there cover? What are dance prices?

This review is close to adequate, but there's literally no nuts-and-bolts information here. The only things I definitely know if that there's no cover and there are girls working here.

^^ I don't think bisexuality is at all a requirement for women to have a good time. Another reason I thought things could work was because my sister has been to a number of clubs and just enjoys the spectacle. My buddy's wife likes how friendly everyone is. Different strokes for different folks.

^ I absolutely agree. A buddy of mine has gone with his lady a few times with great results, and I had to know if I won the lottery, too.

Ladies and gentlemen, things did not go the way I wanted them to. My mistakes were many; let's count them... 1. I didn't realize how transactional she viewed the arrangement to be. I suggested going to a strip club as kind of a quirky "let's do this because: New Orleans!" idea. Come to find out later she kinda felt this was punitive for my not exactly wanting to do her activity. 2. I chose the wrong venue. We went to PHC around 10 pm, and I found out my wife is more self-conscious about her looks or her age than I suspected. I think midday at a lesser club would have been a better move. 3. She had even less desire to participate than I suspected. She'd told me in advance that if I bought her a lapdance that she'd leave. Fair enough. I didn't contemplate that merely talking to strippers would be beyond her comfort level. Also, she's too Midwestern-nice to have just come out and said that to me or the ladies. So it was kind of an exploding pressure cooker situation. Reader, it was a rough situation when that cooker exploded, but when the dust settled I'm ultimately glad I gave it a shot. It was worth the pain to determine whether this could ever be viable couple's entertainment (it is not), and it gave her a good story to tell other friends ("well, MY idiot husband did..."). Live and learn, people!

How has no one discussed silent notifications yet? The text messages show up, but you don't get the *ding*. If you check your phone reasonably often and archive your conversations, it will be hard to find unless someone digs through each contract in your book. And you should employ Subraman's naming technique.