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MackTruck

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477 posts by MackTruck

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Best flame war of all time on tuscl

What flame war did you get the biggest kick out of on tuscl? My personal favorite was Dougster vs Rickdugan

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 22

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What the hell is a public key?

And what the hell is a private key? Is that my dick?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 4

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HODL

WTF DOES THIS MEAN?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 3 17

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Shadowcat and Bubba267

Two little lovers sitting in a tree... you know this song... Anyway. Shadowcat could not get a lapdance from Ron Jeremy so he goes to Follys and gets dances from Bubba

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 4

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Bitcoin

So glad I sold all my bitcoin because it dropped 40 % in the last month and bouth bit connect tokens two weeks ago. Bitconnect went up 30% today

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 4

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Reviews

There is one review I think should be done. Shadowcat needs to post a review of his lapdances with Ron Jeremy. If this did not happen he can make up whatever shit he wants

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1

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Ronny

How many of you boys want to titty fuck Ron Jeremy?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 4

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Going out of business sale

A strip club is selling all their furniture. I am thinking of buying some to outfit a box van and put in a stripper pole. I can made a mobile strip club. What do you boys and girls thank of…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 9

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Ron Jeremy

In a post about feature dancers a few weeks ago, Shadowcat said he would like to see Ron Jeremy as a feature dancer. Why is this? Does he want a lapdance from him? If so that is okay... no homo.…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 9 5

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God Dammit Crazyjoe

I got called to bring my shit truck to a McD's in Denver. The shitter was clogged and I had to rent a backhoe and a jack hammer. After all these stories I bet it was crazyjoe. It was like…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 3

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Mirrors in VIP

I am going to get one of those floor mirrors that I can squat over and see what is making all that noise...

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 7

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Lung Butter

I love it when I get me a blow job from a lot lizzards that loves to deep throats. One gets some lubg butter going and it really lubes things up

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 3

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Fake Tits

For the most part I think if they exist, they are real, so I don't mind fake ones. But, have any of you ever played with a pair that felt like a bag of nickles? I did once and I…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 6

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God Bless America

We can say what we want to say...

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 5

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This site is full..

Of turd burglers. I got turds for free guys. Let me know I will hook you up..

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 5

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Getting lapperz

Did you ever look at a dancer when you're getting lap dancers and see buggers in her nose?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 12

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Spanking strippers

Did you ever turn a dancer over your knee and spank her like the naughty little girl she is?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 17 13

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Yelling at the TV

Did you ever see someone yelling at their football team while taking a piss?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 1

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I have a raging boner

hahaha faggors, not for you

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 3

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TFP

The Fucking Prick is the biggest fool on here. Fuck you and good night

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 3 2

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Hooters has hands on service!

I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite. After I was done the waitress explained to me they have total hands on service. She washed my hands for me with a wet nap! I tried to get her…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 9

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I got me a new flip phone!

Now I can post raviews again!

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 5

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MackTruck

The MackTruck is the shit

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 1

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Airports

The boss man made me fly to another area to drive a shit sucker pumper truck. I had the oatmeal currey shits when I was waiting for my bags. I ended up shitting on the luggage conveyor thingy. The bouncer…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 2

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Food poisoning

I got food poisoning at the local truck stop yesterday. I ate a big bowl of oatmeal and an all you can eat salad bar. I thank I got fiber poisoning because I cant stop shitting. I k ow the…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 4 3
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