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MackTruck

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477 posts by MackTruck

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Did a dancer ever yank your pee peee so hard that you farted?

I had this happen and I shit my pants too

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 3

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Advice I got on getting married

I got some advice from an old man about 15 years ago about getting married. He told me to pick a girl with big boobs. He told me to make sure I can stick her nipples in my ears so…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 12

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I caught something nasty from a lot lizzards

I started jacking off with Lotramin

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 8

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I caught something nasty from a lot lizzards

I started jacking off with Lotramin

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 7

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Dancer question

Why is it that when a dancer is goving me a hand job she is telling me I am a naughty boy. When I call her a naughty girl she gets pissed off...@$!# wtf?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 3 9

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Mtent

He is a thumb sucking masterbator who crys himself to sleep at night while sniffing his own farts

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 1

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I flossed with her panties

Last night I had a lot lizard spend the night in my truck. I woke up and she was gone and so was my tooth brush. She did leave her panties behind. They were a extra large sexy thong so…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 3

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LDK go suck a tranny dick

Tittle says it.... i da cum in pants king around here now

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 5 8

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I LDKed for the first time

I had this dancer trybto get me to wear a pair of these liquid lapdance thingys. She humpe the shit out of me and made a big ol mess in those pants. Then another bot ass dancer asked for a…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 16

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Fuck you

And the ass clown you rode in on

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 1

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Solving lifes problems

Try hitting your nuts with a rubber hammer. Then you will onow everything you ever wanted to know

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 2

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Tuscl Challenge

If we had a challeng amung all members of Tuscl to see who could fill the back of my shit truck the fastest, who would win?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 5

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me tiró un pedo

Tittle says it all

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 4 2

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I am sooo jelous

I need a truck like this! This is a real chinese shit truck... lmfao https://youtu.be/hybXFXiPtcs

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 1

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I figured out why the olympics are so facinating to some...

This guy is somewhat of a ron Jeremy looks kind of guy. He streaked the skating show. I bet Shadowcat was jerkin it for sure https://nypost.com/2018/02/23/olympics-streaker-just-wants-peace-and-love/

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 2

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Dirtiest Lot Lizzards in the Country

Someone asked where to find the dirtiest lot lizzards in the country... here is. Link https://goo.gl/images/ohWaZk You just got licked dammit

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 3 6

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Instagram Hotties Postings

Have you noticed that every one of these postings has a negative comment by Shadowcat? Shadowcat emphasizes that the girl is NOT HIS TYPE... Hmmmmmmmm... I guess none of them have big swinging dicks or magnificent hairy man boobs. He also posts about wanting…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 9

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These are going to make me broke

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired.com/story/embark-self-driving-truck-deliveries/amp I will be taking the lot lizards with me and getting blow jobs instead of having to drive

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 8

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Winning!

What are you doing when your winning?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 4 9

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I fart in my wallet

This way I always have gas money

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 5

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OMG! Would you get a lapdance from this bitch?

Would you get a lapdance from this bitch? https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/ron-jeremy-news-photo/541081334#ron-jeremy-picture-id541081334

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 9

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Who the hell is Emily?

Titte says it all

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 4

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Experience the wow factor

Take home a new Chevy Today

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1

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When I grow up I am going to be a Sunday Morning TV Preacher Man

Yea, I am up early watching the guy say Prays Jesus and talking about the Lowrd! I can do this and make zillions of dollars! Then I can afford more than A $20 lot lizard! I will ger a…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 4

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Chinese massage

Today I was driving down Ward Road in my shit truck and I spotted a sign in front of an office complex... it read... STARFISH MASSAGE

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 4 1
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