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I had this happen and I shit my pants too
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I got some advice from an old man about 15 years ago about getting married. He told me to pick a girl with big boobs. He told me to make sure I can stick her nipples in my ears so…
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I started jacking off with Lotramin
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I started jacking off with Lotramin
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Why is it that when a dancer is goving me a hand job she is telling me I am a naughty boy. When I call her a naughty girl she gets pissed off...@$!# wtf?
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He is a thumb sucking masterbator who crys himself to sleep at night while sniffing his own farts
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Last night I had a lot lizard spend the night in my truck. I woke up and she was gone and so was my tooth brush. She did leave her panties behind. They were a extra large sexy thong so…
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Tittle says it.... i da cum in pants king around here now
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I had this dancer trybto get me to wear a pair of these liquid lapdance thingys. She humpe the shit out of me and made a big ol mess in those pants. Then another bot ass dancer asked for a…
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And the ass clown you rode in on
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Try hitting your nuts with a rubber hammer. Then you will onow everything you ever wanted to know
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If we had a challeng amung all members of Tuscl to see who could fill the back of my shit truck the fastest, who would win?
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Tittle says it all
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I need a truck like this! This is a real chinese shit truck... lmfao https://youtu.be/hybXFXiPtcs
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This guy is somewhat of a ron Jeremy looks kind of guy. He streaked the skating show. I bet Shadowcat was jerkin it for sure https://nypost.com/2018/02/23/olympics-streaker-just-wants-peace-and-love/
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Someone asked where to find the dirtiest lot lizzards in the country... here is. Link https://goo.gl/images/ohWaZk You just got licked dammit
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Have you noticed that every one of these postings has a negative comment by Shadowcat? Shadowcat emphasizes that the girl is NOT HIS TYPE... Hmmmmmmmm... I guess none of them have big swinging dicks or magnificent hairy man boobs. He also posts about wanting…
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired.com/story/embark-self-driving-truck-deliveries/amp I will be taking the lot lizards with me and getting blow jobs instead of having to drive
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What are you doing when your winning?
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This way I always have gas money
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Would you get a lapdance from this bitch? https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/ron-jeremy-news-photo/541081334#ron-jeremy-picture-id541081334
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Titte says it all
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Take home a new Chevy Today
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Yea, I am up early watching the guy say Prays Jesus and talking about the Lowrd! I can do this and make zillions of dollars! Then I can afford more than A $20 lot lizard! I will ger a…
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Today I was driving down Ward Road in my shit truck and I spotted a sign in front of an office complex... it read... STARFISH MASSAGE
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