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Asking dancers..

Did you ever ask a dancer if they have a nut buster special?

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Cops

I got pulled over by the cops. They asked what they always do... Do you know why I pulled you over? I said yes, but if you don't, I'm not going to tell you

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Lizzards for everyone

Hi Willywomangotballs, I am going to redo my offer. There is usually a charge for my mairage concealing. I will make you a better deal. While riding in the sleeper of the shit truck we will be stopping at the…

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Willygotnoballs

Haha I GET IN YOUR HEAD FUCKER

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Dancing for a dancer

How many of you have ever done the Ball Johnson dance for a dancer in VIP? https://youtu.be/NxJvFO9onps

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Calling out WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

I have seen all your posts about your wife on here. Pretty soon you will be WILLYSLOSTAWOMAN. Then she gets half yout stuff. I would bot be willing to give up hslf my shit truck if I were in your…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

Looks like a place I took a shit in once

Looks like a place I took a shit in once

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Canon Ball Runs

https://youtu.be/HkZNddd9Pxc Has anyone ever done this? I am going to do a cannon ball run in the shit truck. I will start eith a full load and dump a little on everyone trying to pass me. God bless the cops but, if…

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Guns Guts and God

This is what built America.. God bless America. If you do t think so gtfo

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Did you ever deal with a lot lizard that was not playing with a full deck of car

What happened?

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Did you ever send yourself a message through the pm system?

I opened my messages and one said Fuck You. I thought that basterd!, who would do such a thing. Then I looked closer and it was from MacTruck. Fuck you MackTruck

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What happens?

If you ldk in a kilt? What the blody hell

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How to be a good lover

Just like carpet, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years to come

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Prank Phone Calls

Did you ever prank call a club?

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After clubbing meals

When you cmub late at night and you are hungry after, where do you eat?

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Who the hell is MackTruck

If you guess wrong he will dump a load in your basement

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Getting your Exercise

I was at the Kroger earlier today and the security guard was a skinny eurofag with a man bun. I don't think this pussy could stand a chance of apehending anyone. I wanted to steal a bag of donuts because... 1)…

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Did you ever start a fake fight for the hell of it?

I once started a fake fight with a friend in a downtown area where there were outdoor patios with people eating. We started yelling and put on a good show. We started fake punching each other and we caused a…

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MackTruck Fucked your ATF

Hell yea your Alcohol Tobacco and Fire Arms

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MackTruck Fucks a lot of bitches

Tittle says it all

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Daddy trucks

Who does this fagg thank he is

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Are noses sexy?

What would you tell a dancer of her nose is bigger than her boobs? I definitely could not marrybher but I my get a dance

Snooty Foxx

Colorado Springs, CO

What the hell is this place

What the hell is this place

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Fake tittys

If fake tittys exist, are they really fake?

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I apologies to Nickole1994 and NinaBambina

I will be unable to marry either one of you. Neither one of you have big enough boobs for me to put your nipplez in my ears.