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MackTruck

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477 posts by MackTruck

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Fruit Cups

How many fruit cups post on this site?

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2

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You mad bro?

I bumped your thread flagooner

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 1 6

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Butch at the coffee shop

Called me brat when she didn't remember my name

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 1 5

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My Idea of a Perfect 10

https://youtu.be/Q6omsDyFNlk God dammit

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2 10

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Hell of a dancer

https://youtu.be/-2DluB_zUxA

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 1 1

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If you would like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours keep reading

If you would like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours...

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2 603

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Pedo

https://youtu.be/14UuHmfpyak Say what?

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2 3

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WalMart and Condoms

Why did walmart lock up the sex lube and the condoms? Now I cant throw packages of condoms in random peoples shopping carts

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 1 7

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This is how it really happened

Back in the day I was in prison in Mississippi and hoppin Bob was my guard. Then I fucked around with the white girl and out came Nicole. I swear I is da pappy https://youtu.be/fGav4rrwlO8

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 1 5

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Joke of the day

So... if an illegal immigrant and a pedophile got in a fight. Is it a alien vs predator?

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2 6

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CrazyJoe amd 4got2wipe will be in heaven...

https://youtu.be/dP9U7cuzpuY They now have toylet paper tablet wipes. You dip them in water and thwy expand. Now CrazyJoe can shit in the woods and 4got2wipe can have his bidet in nature.

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 1

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Summer Vacation

Where did you guys go on your summer vacation? If you can guess where Ibwent I will give you a $1 pizza

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 7

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Kum & Go

I just got $1 pizza at the Kum & Go

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 9

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I bet this guy can teach Crazy Joe a thing or 2 about shitting

https://youtu.be/BW6RIz6vDgQ

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 3

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If you have been injured in an accident..

Call Broaderek and Ganz. They will get you millions https://youtu.be/C8_3jS9wd9w

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 4

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I need some advice..

Some dude I have not seen since his divorse started texting me today. Here is o e of the texts I got... Oh wow congrats!!! Going big time now huh? Any sweet huchi mommas???? Or hombres? Ya no don't…

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 2

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Tramp Stamps

I saw a lot lizard the other day that had a Tramp stamp that said Niner Garage with an arrow pointing down to her ass crack

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 8 9

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Remember when someone posted a thread asking what pine star you would most like

Shadowcat said Ron Jeremy

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 5

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Why?

Why does shadowcat have an obsession with dicks?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 1 8

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I am recruiting positions

I am recruiting for Shit truck Driving positions. Anyone else want to join the shit truck crew?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 9

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I got full service

They changed my oil and topped off all the fluids in the the shit truck

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 2

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Haha This Guy Thought He Found His Lot Lizzard

https://youtu.be/bvZFM5avA64 She thought she found her uber

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 3

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Payment methods

Have you ever seen. Lot blizzard that will not take a Check? I usually pay with a check for $20. I tried a new one last night and she made me go to the atm. Wtf?

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 5

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Butt fingered Blizzard

I went tok Dairy Queen and got a Butt Fingered Blizzard

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 2 7

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7 Eleven

I stopped at 7 Eleven and got a grape slurpee today. It was god dam frozen Purple Drank. I ended up drunk as fuck

MackTruckContributor8 yrs ago 3 6
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