Daytime Saturday Visit

Came here for the first time, last weekend. Previous reviewers do an--honestly--amazing job of describing it. It is 100%, no doubt, a bit of a dive (I'm being super polite, because that's just who I am). It feels/looks like you're backstage at a 1990's dive bar/club, and you're, like, I don't know... a foreign (if you're not hispanic) rockstar surrounded by a bunch of girls, ranging from unattractive to insanely hot, who all would be happy to get naked for you (for just a little money).

I've been to Vegas on a number of occasions. I've been to Talk of the Town, Palomino, Cheetahs, Deja Vu, etc. This place is different from all of them. It somehow surpasses Talk of the Town for "Craziest Place I've Been in Vegas." What it lacks in videos/dvds of chicks-with-dicks, it makes up for with church-cafeteria chairs covered in fabric-tied-up-with-bows. All of the music is Latin Pop. Very few people speak fluent English.

IT IS AWESOME.