Diversity is the spice of strip club life!

Even though LDs are illegal in DC (except if you rent a party bus, which I highly recommend), this is still one of my favorite clubs in the area. After a discreet exterior, and 2 sets of doors, you're welcomed into one long narrow wood-paneled room that is the entire club. There are 3 tiny square stages spread out in a row with a constant rotation of dancers. Very divey. I think I paid $5 to get in. During the day, there's no DJ so you can pick on the internet jukebox exactly what the girls will dance to. Nice.

As previously mentioned, there are no LDs so the club has to hustle its money elsewhere. $8 Budweisers. $7 bottles of water. After a girl gets off stage, she goes up to each patron and says "Thank you!" holding out her hand, expecting a tip even if you weren't aware she had danced. The night bartenders are pushy, but during the day they let you chill and charge your phone. Despite all that, the true strength of this club is the diversity. Italian girls, Indian girls, latina girls, black girls, white girls, and more Asian strippers than I've seen at any other club.

A guy at the bar next to me said "I haven't been here since 1998!" A thick pale redhead who was on a double that day said "that's the year I was born!" Haha. Will be back next time I'm in town.