Bored on the 4th of July

We rolled up to the club. Parking lot looked empty. One of the security guys asked my friend if he had a different shirt with sleeves. No tank tops allowed. He suggested he buy a $30 Temptations T-shirt. No thanks. We picked a shirt up at a random gas station for $6. If this ever happens to you, I suggest you do the same.

Once we left and came back, admission was $15. That’s their slow price. And it was. Only 2 girls working and neither of them was on stage. The fewest dancers I’d ever seen working there.

The first one was decent. She did good pole work and took my friend’s hat and wore it for a while. Then she rubbed it all over her body before giving it back to him. The second one was… well, she tried. She tried to pick up some dollars with her ass about 3 times and couldn’t manage it. Then she tried the ol’ blowing dollars off her crotch move… and she couldn’t do that either! She didn’t even try to really do any pole work, though I guess the club is more known for its floor work. When dancer 2 got off stage, dancer 1 got back on. They just kept cycling the only 2 girls they had until they closed an hour early.