This Place Either Goes Downhill Or Plateaus, Doesn't Really Improve

When it comes to downtown SAV, you pretty much have 2 choices for clubs: full bar/topless/two way full contact at Scores or BYOB/full nude/no contact at Temptations. Because of the FC, I usually find myself at Scores. It's kinda my 'home club', for better or worse.

It's free to get in most of the time ($5 on a busier night, $10+ during an MMA match) but that's because it's usually PAINFULLY slow. As in, maybe 3 customers other than myself and 1 girl on the floor, 1 girl hiding in the dressing room, and no one getting on stage. The dancers used to just be a mix of mostly black girls and a few alternative white girls with a lot of tatts/piercings and maybe some SCAD students (gotta love college towns), but recent months have seen a rise of Colombian, Cuban, and other latina girls. They also do a lot of feature dancers in the summer, with porn stars like Alexis Texas, Sophie Dee, and Jenna Haze being among the names having graced their stage. (Alexis was incredible, btw.)

That doesn't sound too bad, right? Right. How bad this club is won't hit you til the first time you need to use the bathroom. A god awful stench of stale piss like it hasn't been cleaned since the day it opened. And on awkward slower nights, you notice the stench seeping out into the bar area every time the bathroom door opens... so gross. Definitely kills the mood til you get used to it again. Just grab a starlight mint from one of the many bowls scattered along the bar. It's fine. Some nights the bartenders and shot girls are hotter than the dancers. Unfortunate. And then all you get is a 'hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk away' situation every time they go to restock. Which is often. Peeks of thong through fishnets. Haha.