Sleepy Ass Sunday!

While JAX has many clubs, only 2 are full nude. I decided to give this one a try. $10 cover even though there were, maybe, 10 people there including the dancers. A poster of the 1995 indie dramedy "Welcome to the Doll House" greets you as you walk in, which really sets the tone of how awkward the club is.

There's no alcohol, so nobody's feeling loose. Everyone's stiff. And not in a good way. The sound system seems like it was just one bluetooth speaker or something. Definitely not loud or bassy enough to create a vibe. Not that better speakers would have saved me from the weird sad rock music they kept playing.

I chatted with a really sweet girl with glasses (Renee?) while I drank my gatorade. Haha. She was one of the few good aspects of the club. She told me that dancers won't take their top off until they earn at least $3. Full nude at $5. Those low minimums kinda show how slow this club is... but hey, at least the girls were friendly. The other highlight of the night was when this pale chick with hair down to her juicy ass danced to this techno song about orgasms. Her hair kept getting caught in her buttcrack and I loved watching her pull it out! What can I say? I'm a man of simple pleasures, but I won't be playing with this Doll House again any time soon...