Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 10)

Funny how Hungry was there Friday from 7-9 and listed several very attractive dancers that were on duty and had a wonderful time and Yd was there and it was disappointing. Basd on the other review, the hot blonde with the bolt ons was probably Loren. I'm not doubting the veracity of either review but it shows how different an experience can be. Better luck next time!

I haven't been here for a while but it seems that the "talent level" has fallen off. I don't understand how they can have a talent shortage but still charge more for dances and VIP.

My go to club is in Providence but every once in a while I venture into the wilds of Woonsockett. My experience, usually on a Thursday night, has been similar.

Desire is typically $50 to the club and $100 to the girl for the basic bump and grind. Each level of "customization" of your experience is another $50/$100 depending on the girl. Fantasies is a little less. Caddy is a little more.

Didn't want to associate a specific to a specific Posts On Club Instagram I'm able to do this with Desire because the review is saved in word and I;m only adjusting the things that need adjusting (And because i'm there at least once a week)

I am primarily a day guy so many of those girls are unfamiliar to me but PRYA is a gem!

I've had experience with most of the girls you have mentioned and agree on your assessment. You mentioned Valerie, Renesme and Josey and all would be highly recommended by me for VIP. Your description of my ATF is spot on. It is perfect.

Very thorough and I would generally say, spot on. I have a set of rules that I have developed over the years: Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! Stripper Rule #2: They don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Stripper Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door. You are paying for the fantasy, so don't confuse the two. Stripper Rule #4: When a stripper tells you that she can't wait to see you again or that she has missed you so much...the YOU she is talking about is your wallet. (I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers that they would prefer to see, but we are all customers) Stripper Rule #5: Bring in the amount of money you intend to spend and don't do the ATM machine. Stripper Rule #6: They don't come to your office and waste your time, so don't go to their "office" and waste theirs. Stripper Rule #7: It is time to leave when you run out of money or they turn on the lights. Stripper Rule #8: Don’t get drunk at a strip club. It makes you an easy target. Stripper Rule #9: It is her job to take your money. She will tell you what she thinks will induce you to spend more. A sad story, bad luck, impending doom, promises of future sexual adventure are all designed to get you to spend beyond your limit. Just as each girl has her right to define her limits, you need to define your limits. Stripper Rule #10: It’s okay to fall in lust but don’t fall in love. I always say, There job is to make us think that they can't live without us and our job is to give them our money. However, there are exceptions to all rules. My exception will celebrat our 9 years of friendship in March.

There's no sense in reviewing the CLUB without discussing your experience with dancers. You shouldn't be explicit and say so and so did this but you should say so and so looks like this or so and so was "fun to be with" or so and "so made promises she didn't keep" And, I agree, Josey is an excellent choice.

I've "met" Alicia and Anastasia. Do Scarlett, Kendall or Valentina provide the same entertainment in VIP?

Good job describing the the club and the staff.

A trusted friend tells me Amie is worht the trip to VIP. I have had very nice experiences with Remy and Josey as well.

It was jumping at CD

I disagree. I think the new boobs look and FEEL very natural.

Lucy has gone blonde and she is a sweetheart. A very wise stripper told me once that all of the customers make her happy. Some make her happy because they are arriving and some because they are leaving.

@ski... I used to love seeing aguy write about a girls that were fun but "NO EXTRAS" and thought, isn't that the girl I just bent over the couch and ...

You have captured the essence of the club. I know longer look like Zac Efron so I shouldn't be expecting Meghan Foxbut with a fist full of $20s, I am still one handsome son of a bitch!

You're wrong!

Racking my brain to guess who the "thick, short Asian chick", might be. Obviously not Lisa or Julissa who are thin almost skinny. Ella, Remy and Rio are taller and slender. Kelani is thick but not short. Could Sapphire be working a Sunday afternoon?

Nicolette put on a lot of weight and has been losing some over the past few months. Despite her reputation, my ATF says that she is always nice to her and she has been nice to me so everyone can judge based on their own experience. There is a constant influx of girls from other clubs. Particularly on the day shift when the traffic is significantly higher at Desire than all the other clubs. Winter, however, has been at Desire off and on for several years. This Cuban beauty's hair has gotten longer but her pretty face, lovely curves and enthusiastic performance have not changed. And, YES, Stevie is still there and still hot!

I agree with your assesment of most of the ladies. You are right that the goal is the VIP because that is where they make their money. I've been told, "I'm not going to have some guy slobber all over me for $25!" The day girls generally develop a relationship with regulars that tend to be older, I mean more mature , and spend time at the bar and in the VIP. The night girls have regulars but there are more young guys and more groups than during the day. I compare Amie and Yanna to Ivanka Trump. One is if Ivanka was a hooker and the other if Ivanka was an innocent young woman. I find them BOTH interesting! Kai is half and half. She's got an Asian face and a Hispanic butt! And she is one of the most wonderful girls I've ever met.

Evidently, I'm not as wordly as PAGS so I can only compare the Desire girls to other NE girls and Myrtle Beach. Based on your list, I would say your type is taller/bigger/curvier although Bruna has lost some weight, toned up and looks great but isn't as thick as Allana and Melissa and Marina has big naturals and an enhanced ass, she isn't as tall as the others. Setting aside my ATF (who worries if she gains a pound) there are other dancers that make your 5% that aren't overweight a little extreme. Aurora, Egypt, Diamond, Yasmine are attractive WOC with no extra poundage. Atlas and Lian are tall and slender as is Fabi. Kimi, Lisa, Cassie and Ivana are petite and waifish. Remy, Paula, Luisa and Vee have lovely bodies without an extra pound. Josey doesn't have enormous juggs but she is quite statuesque and a delight. Priya is very attractive and well worth a trip to VIP. Stevie/Lotus/Alice/Charlotte and Winter are pretty girls with nice proportional bodies that are interesting in conversation and VIP. I've described Amie as Ivanka Trump if she was a hooker (Very pretty, nice body, a little edge) Everyone has different tastes and everyone is attracted to different shapes, sizes and colors. Some guys like an extra few pounds. This place is like Baskin Robbins with 51 different flavors.

Nicely done!

Archie Bunker would be proud! I admire your absolute refusal to be politically correct!

She's been there forever! Big buxom blonde with great personality. BIG Red Sox fan!