Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 11)

I'm there almost every Thursday with the ATF for a lunch "date". I might have a different viewpoint on the stripclubs. Don't get me wrong, I like a BJ as much as the next guy and my understanding is there's an unlimited supply of them at CF. However, the girls that do well at Desire are the ones that not only fit the physical appeal of the customer but also have a personality. (For example...QueenCarmen!)

I too find Josie very attractive. Nice body, pretty face and fun personality. She is near the top of the list of dancers if the ATF is not there. Sheena is still ABSOLUTELY NO EXTRAS and that is getting very rare.

Maybe it's me but I've not found Priya's pricing excessive. Or, maybe she's just using me to get to the ATF! As the song says, "Keep on using me, till you use me up!"

Great review. Among the gils you mentioned, my gavorite is Priya. She is smokin' hot but doesn't act like a snob. @RonJax2: It's 15 minutes at $50/$100 if you want to "customize" your experience I'd consider $50 to $100 for each upgrade. Some upgrades are only available on the 30 minute model.

Couldn't agree more about Patti! I've seen some of the ladies mentioned and interacted with a few (Tatianna and Alicia) but if you enjoy their "company" you will love Anastasia.

@parks: I see the lust for Remy. After the Thursday lunch date with the ATF, occassionally, some of the guys will have dinner on the Hill. Twice I've come back and done a VIP with Remy. I see the attraction of Novaline. I know there is no there,there but I have had a couple nice no extra dances in the past. @Nelly: I think Pauola and Luisa are the two with a similar look. Pauola looks a little smaller and younger but Luisa looks a little "tighter". I think the 4 blonde Asians are Remy, Jelani, Ella and Keylani

Lately, I have done "double dates" with the girls my ATF finds attractive and she encourages them to "work me over". In the past, I have had some unbelievable duos. I started to describe a couple and figured it wasn't a good idea but I will say most of them included all three of us totally pleased and totally spent.

I remember going to the Naked Eye or the Two O'Clock. I was young but I knew, mind your own business nd you were fine. In those days it gave me just the right amount of sexual excitement and fear!

I have never met Emma so I cannot comment on her looks or her skills BUT in 20 years of Desire"Dates" I have done VIPs that included girls of every flavor. I have done VIPs with girls that were 10's for looks or 10's for sexiness or 10s for skills (And a couple that I'd say were all three) and I have never been asked for (and certainly wouldn't pay) $1,000 for a half an hour. Unless there's more than one participant!

Zero "actionable intelligence".

@blah: I repeat the information because this club gets about 15 reviews a month. For a new guy, all the basic information is in the single review and for the experienced guy, they know to scroll down to the *Girls* and look for the #. I physically describe the girls I see and "rate" the girls I have experience with @@@ which should be interpreted as "Good", "Very Good" and "Great" which could be further interpreted. I think the crowd size and guy to girl ratio is a good idea and will put that in my next update. The ROB thing is beyond my experience because the one girl that ever did that with me is gone. You still might be a douche but expressing your opinion wouldn't be the reason!

@minnow: The reason I give the long list is because guys that aren't "regulars" that might read this can get a layout of the club and using my description of the girls ask about specific girls that my description matches their "type". A spinner fan knows to ask about Renesme or Ivanna or Lisa and a Latina luva knows to search out Antonia, Bruna Gigi or Jules.

Pretty nice line-up. Maybe a Tuesday evening sojourn is in the making.

Sorry you've got the blahs, blah. It is a monthly update that adds new girls that I have seen since the last review and deletes any girls I have NOT seen since the last review. The majority of it is cut and paste but there's a little tid bit at the end that changes each time. I coyuld write 15 or 20 lines about "What I did on my trip to the stripclub" but, generally, the response to my reviews are positive because there's a lot of information is in one place for the "casual" customer.

I think you made my point regarding Stripper Rule #1...Your Mileage May Vary! When I first found this site, I remember a guy telling everyone about this beautiful girl that was fun but no extras and I'm thinking, is this the same girl that made my toes girl last Tuesday?

As you can tell, the majority of my time is spent with the ATF and has been for years. However, when I am there and she is not, I've had some nice visits with the other girls. If you are there on a Thursday, the girls know who I am. If we have the drink, the best stories would be from the old days that Kai describes as, "When you were a ho !"

Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! "Forgetting the girl's name to keep her for yourself is the silliest thing I've heard. They are providing a fantasy and they will provide it for whomever is willing to pay for it. I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers the way that we have favorite dancers. I'm just saying that no one is "going steady"!

Hate to disagree with Nelly but this "review" is pretty useless. There's no bar outside. The girls are 2-9 so 2 isn't outside your cup of tea and 9 isn't a smokeshow (10's are a unicorn) Everyone gets a double shot unless you specifically ask for a single Doesn't remember any names, including the girl with GPS that thinks she's worth $600 This is one of the most reviewed clubs on the site so a higher standard is expected.

I don't expect all the reviews to have an encyclopedic accounting of every detail about the club, staff and strippers but some basics would go a long way. Perhaps include a brief description of the basic layout, the prices (drinks, dances, VIP), a description of the girls you saw, a not TOO specific description of the services received and any advice to those that may be going there in the future.

You joined in August, your first review is about Hi- Liter and your second review is bashing Desire. No possible way you're the dessert douche!!!!!

The "Staff" is what I typically find after Wednesday afternoon golf down the street. There is a smaller crew but NONE that don't belong there.

Thoroughly enetertained by your review and the completely politically incorrect description of the ladies and the services. There are several current or former Desire's Dancers that have ventured into the Porn industry. It can be fun when you see them and say, "Been there! Done that!".

I'm not calling it a shill review because Desire doesn't do shill reviews. However, there are way too many mistakes in this review to consider it legit. Lust prices and Desire prices are exactly the same. There is no such thing as a "Tab" at Desire. There is no such thing as a "Free Drink" with a VIP unless you are paying $160 or up for a bottle of Champagne which buys you an hour in the "Champagne Room". (And, if someone was getting a free drink for the CR, wouldn't it be me?) You don't pay the $140 for 15 minutes to the Timekeeper.

Same as any other tipping situation.

Everyone knows that I am a frequent visitor to Desire and although I spend the vast majority of my time with Kai, there are several other dancers there that "ring my bell". Carmen and her friend Josie are among them.