My current favorite.

This is currently my favorite club.

I usually go on weekday afternoons. The customer to dancer ratio tends to be very good, sometimes more dancers than customers. The layout is simple, two bars on either side, stage in the middle. Place is pretty clean, dark but not cave like. Usual flat screen TVs tuned to sports. Metal detector at the door, so leave your roscoe in the car. No cover during the day. In theory the place opens at noon, but if you show up before 1 you will be pretty lonely. Drinks are reasonably strong and the food is not bad for a bar. This place would be an OK sports bar without the dancers.

Most importantly, you can get a 15 min private room for $40 to the house. Actually private, no cameras. Services and tip are totally up to you and the dancer. I have tipped anywhere between $100 for a pleasant lap dance to $300 if I feel like a need a shower and a nap afterwards. They do have semi-private dances ($20 per dance?) if you don't want to commit.