Comments by DoctorPhil. (page 20)

u know how kids like to flush cherrie bombas down the toilet? well i was a percoceious child so I built a small nuclear device and flushed it down my kintergarden toilet alas i did not fully understand how to enrich uranusium as a child and could not build a successful centrifuge so i just flushed yellowcake down the toilet and it totally backed up. i was such a silly child

your welcome i hope my teachifyings of the english helps u get a job and be a productive member of society

^^^ i hate to correct others and be a pedantifyer but as a space geneious i must point out that fewer should have been usified rather than less. ie fewer golfers, fewer courses, fewer clubs qed

did i ever tell u normies that i helped eddie vedic invent the grunges? eddie wanted to make me a me a member of his group sort of like robert huntsman and the greatfull deadies but i said no for it is phils place to help the trendsetting stars and not phils place to be a star. for i am modest. your welcome for the grunges!

relax desert scrub for i will explain this joke to you and you will see it for the complement it is. you see the op thinx you have a big penis. my space geneiousness says that is a good thing your welcome!

you just havent had the right man. the typical lesbionics refuses to admit this to themselves but once youve gone space geneious man you just want more space geneious man The space geneiousness trumps all. hell most people think a beautiful woman like kim bassetter would prefer a big star like prince to a behind the scenes guy like me but after prince and i had a three way with her she said phil, you dont have be rich to be my man, you dont have cool to rule my world, you just need my special time and my kiss and thats how prince wrote the song. and how kim bassetter was satisfied so think about blah tha and abandon your lesbionese nature for some phil the space geneious lovin

your out of touch cashman. harry and archie are children of the tampon king so they should get tampon security

on behalf of my amazing family your welcome

you want to know the origin of the lap dance? you can thank my grandpappy. he was a confident of david crosbee when david was in the group called the birds, which most of you are to young to remember. when the other birds kicked crosbee out of the group for being an asshole my grandpappy left the city of angles and went to las vegas where he said “hey wouldnt it be much better if you could hire a girl to get naked and dance on your lap?” the rest is history

my older brother lived in london and when i visited him we decided that as a joke we would convince prince chuckle to tell his girlfriend that he wanted to be a tampon it worked. your welcome!

dont be such a dupe scrub “latinalover” is the real culprit here. my algorithm yields a 99% posterior probability that latinalover is actually a member of the trilateral commission sent to ferret out the commissions enemies. this whole thing, starting from the dognapping to this thread on tuscl, is a classic trilateral commission “id the enemy” op bad news is that they know youre the enemy. good news is that my space geneious algorithm predicts that the trilateral algorithm would assign u a danger rating of “dont bother with this one”

and then i went on to land a percy on mars. your double welcome i guess i need to fix the texas power grid now. phils work is never done

theosu is clearly confused by my sexual magnetism and refers to me as “her” dont worry theosu i know i am sexy and everybody wants to sleep with me regardless of their gender but u just arent sexy enuf to make the cut. my only advice is to find a girl that finds guys with cheeto dust eyeshadow sexy. If you keep looking (and are willing to pay enuf) youll find one. GOOD. LUCK.

my pappy also introduced david bowman to brian ener and they later went to germany and recorded that brilliant album about breaking glass u normies owe us phils a debt of gratitude. but do we try to collect? I. DONT. THINK. SO. we do what we do for the love of art and science and the desire to better mankind. your welcome!

well, my pappy convinced david bowman to dress as some sort of alien weirdo and i was responsible for convincing prince to wear assless purple pants, so i think that qualifies as being into the glam look

btw did i ever tell u about how the cherokee tribe wanted to make me an honorary member for giving prince his first pair of assless purple pants? yes It was kind of weird but it makes sense to space geneiouses

relax everybody. theosu is just trying to rile you up. i mean rly, ur question is silly because the eastern cherokee tribe lives there so even if the cherokee had power to rename jeepsters which they dont they would not rename a town where they live i know theosu is just an angry guy trying to rile all of u up because im a space geneious and my life is so amazing because i just landed a percy on mars. has theosu landed on mars? I. DONT. THINK. SO.

btw did any of u know that i gave prince his first pair of assless purple pants. then we double teamed kim bassetter but no crossing swords. prince wasnt a fag

ur a good writer hornybastard but u should make ur stories shorter so they fit into the length of a normal bowel movement i can read fast enough to digest all of this during my morning shit but most other posters arent space geneiouses

my space geneious algorithms have alerted me to the disparaging accusations of theosu and forced me to defend my honor i know that many of u miss my insites and stories like the time i taut eddy veddic to play the the guitar and in doing so invented the grunges. but did i want credit for bringing so much joy to so many. i mean rly: would curtis cobain have blown his head of with a shotgun if i hadnt invented the grunges? I. DONT. THINK. SO. wait...where was i going with this? oh yes...im a space geneious that just landed a percy on mars and ur not. HA. HA. HA.

@mikey i know your also the first poster you sick necrphiliac monkey becuz you @Dominic alias is replying i am so smart i am so smart

and @sclvr5005 your not fooling anyone becuz i know your @mikey too i know u have a hard time identifying trolls @Dougster so your welcome

and @sclvr5005 your not fooling anyone becuz i know your @mikey too i know u have a hard time identifying trolls @Dougster so your welcome

@Dougster i have identified the true culprit behind your enemy @txtittyfag(dot) dot trolls are the worse so it has to be the worse poster on here that sick monkee @mikey aka @HughGRection aka @TheeOSU aka @4got2wipe aka @zipperhead aka @ChiliPalmer aka my imitation troll

@twentyfive cant u see that @Dominic is just trying to pull his woolens over your eyes? @Dominic is on of the many sick aliases of that master troll @mikey aka the sick monkey pretending to be me the sites resident space geneious i cant believe how much smarter i am than the average person. u clearly need me to point out the trolls. well i have so your welcum